The soap section through the night thread

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xItzDannyx

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I'd like a single ticket to the cungeon please.

Does anyone have a link to the cungeon TripAdvisor page? Hope it has excellent reviews ...”

It really does. Your ticket is in the post.

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“As J-B's press secretary I will have to object as well ”

Foxy

Ben96

06-08-2016

This is sooooo bad, but I can't stop watching!

attitude99

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“As J-B's press secretary I will have to object as well ”

You're part of JB's plan

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“This comes to mind https://vimeo.com/161442676”

Foxster Hotpot

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I'd like a single ticket to the cungeon please.

Does anyone have a link to the cungeon TripAdvisor page? Hope it has excellent reviews ...”

It's probably ranked higher than the Bistro on Corrie judging by Robert's terrible customer service this week

Aaron_Silver

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“As J-B's press secretary I will have to object as well ”

Zeus89

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by Ben96:
“I thought It would be the end of the show before that woman got to the other side of the stage ”

The singers are also very bad

xItzDannyx

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Me and JB have already got a plan to keep you away from the church

Aw how sweet! Did I tell you I saw Lauren buy a vibrator for herself off loveHoney? Said she wasn't being satisfied enough from you ”

That was when she was being held captive by J-B and being forced into a relationship with him. Now she's with me she sold it on Gumtree!

attitude99

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“That was when she was being held captive by J-B and being forced into a relationship with him. Now she's with me she sold it on Gumtree!”

Hang on, she sold a used vibrator on gumtree? Then again there are people who sell used underwear on eBay

TheGraduate2012

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You're part of JB's plan

”

I would be Alice

xItzDannyx

06-08-2016

Attitude, you wanted Richard for yourself but now you're trying to stop me from marrying Lauren. That means there'll be more obstacles for you and Richard?

Ben it's your round!!

Foxster Hotpot

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“That was when she was being held captive by J-B and being forced into a relationship with him. Now she's with me she sold it on Gumtree!”

Even for Gumtree "Lauren Branning's Vibrator" must be a pretty unique sale

KornerKabin

06-08-2016

This opening ceremony needs more hot men wearing fewer clothes

TheGraduate2012

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Hang on, she sold a used vibrator on gumtree? Then again there are people who sell used underwear on eBay ”

I'm bidding on yours right now

xItzDannyx

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Hang on, she sold a used vibrator on gumtree? Then again there are people who sell used underwear on eBay ”

My friend found Anal Beads on eBay...

xItzDannyx

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Even for Gumtree "Lauren Branning's Vibrator" must be a pretty unique sale”

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I'm bidding on yours right now”

attitude99

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I would be Alice ”

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Attitude, you wanted Richard for yourself but now you're trying to stop me from marrying Lauren. That means there'll be more obstacles for you and Richard?

Ben it's your round!! ”

Tbh the crush you have on Richard is only a man crush and I have told him so and he is so drunk right now that he doesn't remember you

Foxster Hotpot

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“This opening ceremony needs more hot men wearing fewer clothes”

What ceremony can't be improved by hot men removing their clothing???

Zeus89

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“My friend found Anal Beads on eBay... ”

Used?

attitude99

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I'm bidding on yours right now ”

It's not been washed, but it did have my stuffed marrow in it.

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“My friend found Anal Beads on eBay... ”

Why? Just why?

xItzDannyx

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Tbh the crush you have on Richard is only a man crush and I have told him so and he is so drunk right now that he doesn't remember you ”

Jealousy, pure jealousy.

He's only so drunk because it's the only way he can have a somewhat good time with you!

TheGraduate2012

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“It's not been washed, but it did have my stuffed marrow in it.”

Good enough for me

KornerKabin

06-08-2016

Right I am sorry but this opening ceremony is officially being switched OFF.

Foxster Hotpot

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“My friend found Anal Beads on eBay... ”

I hope they weren't listed as used!

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I would be Alice ”

Foxster Hotpot

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“Right I am sorry but this opening ceremony is officially being switched OFF.”

I'm guessing the hot men never materialised minus their clothing

attitude99

06-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Jealousy, pure jealousy. He's only so drunk because it's the only way he can have a somewhat good time with you! ”

he performs better when drunk, not like you'd know

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Good enough for me ”

I knew it!

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