It's all about Miss Hell and Sperminator McDonald tonight she wants a babeh, Steve isn't keen OBVS what with Saint Leanne already preg with his "offspring" and Amy growing up to be the Elizabeth Bathory of the 21st century, so off he goes to see Detective Dev, who thinks that if he loves her as much as he says he does, he should go along with it Steve returns, and tells a delighted Miss Hell that he agrees and they should have a baby .........

The other main story going on tonight is No-Longer-Mad Jenny and her new "squeeze" Johnny from the knicker factoreh things weren't going well on Monday, as we saw, but Johnny finds her and asks her if they can start again with A Clean Sheet she agrees, and he books them into a swish city centre hotel for the night....... after this, poor Beth arrives late at Underworld (it's still called that, right?) but Kirky says she needn't worry, as he clocked her in when nobody was looking Jenny observes this, and grasses them up to Johnny, who gives them both a double dose of dickens and tells them if they do it again, they're out of here and off down the Labour Exchange...... so then Jenny's new idea is they keep their relationship a secret, and Jenny can be Johnny's workplace spy!

Also tonight - Todd Unctious gets a text from Nosy Vicar Billy and they arrange a day out in Formby raising Eileen's suspicions about Todd having a new man...... appearing again, Billy goes round to the Platt's house and discusses Kylie's funeral arrangements with The Platt Creature also, the police drop by with Kylie's personal belongings, including a bloodstained jacket.......