Next up, Man and Beast...
Coronation Street, Wednesday 27.7.2016, 7:30pm - Snake In The Garden Of Bloomers
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Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Why is everyone so bothered about upsetting fooking Sean? The irritating bellend has been upsetting everyone else for years, time for some payback
”
“Why is everyone so bothered about upsetting fooking Sean? The irritating bellend has been upsetting everyone else for years, time for some payback
”
Too right!
Originally Posted by owen10:
“I want another Ryan”
“I want another Ryan”
I agree. Imagine how good it would be if they just recast the role every couple of years?
They could run a Saturday night talent show to fill the part, like when the BBC used to do with those free adverts for multi millionaire Andrew Lloyd Webber's latest West End show.
Next episode, Steve uses his Super sperm to get her pregnant, and in a minute Michelle says she is expecting Triplets
Originally Posted by 15 minutes:
“Next up, Man and Beast...”
“Next up, Man and Beast...”
Well, if you watch Emmerdale, you've already seen Woman and Beast.
I thought it was very thoughtful of Eva to put on that low cut dress when she popped round to see David.
Took his mind off things for a few minutes.
Took his mind off things for a few minutes.
Originally Posted by 15 minutes:
“Next up, Man and Beast...”
“Next up, Man and Beast...”
A documentary on what Liz has had through the back?
Originally Posted by Grouty:
“Leanne, shes found leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street”
“Leanne, shes found leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street”
Originally Posted by owen10:
“They could say to him that the show has moved from Manchester to Australia”
“They could say to him that the show has moved from Manchester to Australia”
Well you know we have a new producer Anyhony? Well it's the producer that does Home & Away and he wants you in Sydney immediately. Sadly there's only one way tickets available.
So what do we think may happen. Michelle gets pregnant quickly, baby arrives prematurely to coincide with Leanne having her baby in the same hospital on the same day?
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Well, if you watch Emmerdale, you've already seen Woman and Beast.”
“Well, if you watch Emmerdale, you've already seen Woman and Beast.”
Trojan's back??
Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“A documentary on what Liz has had through the back?”
“A documentary on what Liz has had through the back?
”
MANy combinations but I was thinking of that well known production, The King & Ei...
Why does Steve listen to Dev. I mean DEV!!! The man who still chases that old goer Erica
Steve's an idiot. Dev's an idiot
Steve's an idiot. Dev's an idiot
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“Well you know we have a new producer Anyhony? Well it's the producer that does Home & Away and he wants you in Sydney immediately. Sadly there's only one way tickets available.”
“Well you know we have a new producer Anyhony? Well it's the producer that does Home & Away and he wants you in Sydney immediately. Sadly there's only one way tickets available.”
I would love that to be a Coronation Street storyline
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“Well, if you watch Emmerdale, you've already seen Woman and Beast.”
“Well, if you watch Emmerdale, you've already seen Woman and Beast.”
Ok. After what I've just scene, it must be "Marlin".
Originally Posted by 15 minutes:
“Ok. After what I've just scene, it must be "Marlin".”
“Ok. After what I've just scene, it must be "Marlin".”
It's as if the fictional world of Gerry Anderson had a crossover with DC comics, and Twizzle has somehow banged Power Girl.
Originally Posted by bf1gun:
“So what do we think may happen. Michelle gets pregnant quickly, baby arrives prematurely to coincide with Leanne having her baby in the same hospital on the same day?”
“So what do we think may happen. Michelle gets pregnant quickly, baby arrives prematurely to coincide with Leanne having her baby in the same hospital on the same day?”
Of course that will happen
And Leanne will call her son, Les
And Michelle will called her son, Ryan
Originally Posted by owen10:
“Of course that will happen
And Leanne will call her son, Les
And Michelle will called her son, Ryan”
“Of course that will happen
And Leanne will call her son, Les
And Michelle will called her son, Ryan”
...Because that's the only name she knows?
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“I agree. Imagine how good it would be if they just recast the role every couple of years?
They could run a Saturday night talent show to fill the part, like when the BBC used to do with those free adverts for multi millionaire Andrew Lloyd Webber's latest West End show.”
“I agree. Imagine how good it would be if they just recast the role every couple of years?
They could run a Saturday night talent show to fill the part, like when the BBC used to do with those free adverts for multi millionaire Andrew Lloyd Webber's latest West End show.”
And now Gary Barlow
Originally Posted by owen10:
“Of course that will happen
And Leanne will call her son, Les
And Michelle will called her son, Ryan”
“Of course that will happen
And Leanne will call her son, Les
And Michelle will called her son, Ryan”
Now that would be a good SL. Miss Hell's real son comes back.....
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“David has Kylie's blood.
Balckburn's farewell plot will be David's attempts to clone his dead wife.”
“David has Kylie's blood.
Balckburn's farewell plot will be David's attempts to clone his dead wife.”
Great idea
Originally Posted by BOOST:
“I actually think Kirk is fit”
“I actually think Kirk is fit”
He wouldn't be in packing if he wasn't fit
Originally Posted by skteosk:
“David and Eva: New hot couple.”
“David and Eva: New hot couple.”
I would say ridiculous but it has happened twice already
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“The Street has now become a modern version of The Village from classic 60's TV show The Prisoner. No one is allowed to leave.”
“The Street has now become a modern version of The Village from classic 60's TV show The Prisoner. No one is allowed to leave.”
Eileen blocks them.
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“JennyBradley the grass!”
“JennyBradley the grass!”
They should not have boasted
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“Sean back Friday
Todd and Billy's faces speaking for a nation.”
“Sean back Friday
Todd and Billy's faces speaking for a nation.”
The nation loves him.
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“Why is everyone so bothered about upsetting fooking Sean? The irritating bellend has been upsetting everyone else for years, time for some payback”
“Why is everyone so bothered about upsetting fooking Sean? The irritating bellend has been upsetting everyone else for years, time for some payback
”
The nation loves him and the cast love him. Only DS doesn't
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Alya's ar*e.
”
“Alya's ar*e.
”
She's got a great arse.
Originally Posted by Gulftastic:
“JennyBradley the grass!”
“JennyBradley the grass!”
Not just a child catcher then.
Tonight’s episode appearances are confirmed as:
FW = First words in episode
BB = Last words Before Break
AB = First words After Break
LW = Last Words in episode
+ Miss Hell (FW)
+ Steve
+ David (BB)
+ Gail
+ Eileen
+ Todd
+ Phelan
+ Beth
+ Fiz
+ Kirk
+ Jenny
+ Alya
+ Sinead
+ Johnny
+ Eva
+ Leanne
+ Liz (LW)
+ Tracy
+ Dev (AB)
+ Billy
+ Max
Kissing Tonight
None
FW = First words in episode
BB = Last words Before Break
AB = First words After Break
LW = Last Words in episode
+ Miss Hell (FW)
+ Steve
+ David (BB)
+ Gail
+ Eileen
+ Todd
+ Phelan
+ Beth
+ Fiz
+ Kirk
+ Jenny
+ Alya
+ Sinead
+ Johnny
+ Eva
+ Leanne
+ Liz (LW)
+ Tracy
+ Dev (AB)
+ Billy
+ Max
Kissing Tonight
None
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