Originally Posted by willywonker:
“Hate the way she butts in after asking a question.”
Emma: Jason, congratulations on being our winner! We all know you're a man of few words but after so long in there, and being the last one out, we're all desperate to know how you really felt about your time in there, how it feels to win, and what it means to you?
Jason: Well Emma, you know, when I went in there...
Emma: You did go in there Jason! And how did you you feel when you did?
Jason: Well when I walked down the stairs...
Emma: Being a man of so few words we understand Jason, we really do. We're just gagging to hear from you, talk to us!
Jason: I'd love to Emma, thanks so much, I'm just so grateful to be here, and shocked beyond belief to have won. I didn't think anyone would ever vote for such a quiet ma...
Emma: It's OK Jason, we get it, you're overwhelmed and shellshocked and can barely talk. Don't worry you just sit there and soak it all up and I'll...
Jason: Yes but Emma...
Emma: It's OK Jason, we know you're not, shall we say, the most communicative man in the world, just sit back, relax, and enjoy being the winner! Now one thing we must bring up is Charlie. (
*Emma waffles for three minutes*) How did you feel about that situation?
Jason: Well obviously I was gutted for both of us Emma, I wish the girl no bad feelings at all, and just don't want any animosity whatsoe...
Emma: Sorry Jason, we'd love to talk to you all night long, believe you me. And I don't imagine you have anything to say except how delighted you are...
Jason: Well actually Emma...
Emma: Exactly as I said, you're understandably delighted, you should be! We'd normally do your best bits right now but you've talked much more than we expected, so enjoy your win and your money and please go down the stairs there. Thanks and well done once again! Now, it's time for Celebrity Big Brother everyone, and I'm sure we are all champing at the bit for even more Big Brother, and the first in the house is Big In 'is panto.
*shrieks* Geddit?!! Biggins, panto. big in 'is panto. It's Biggins!!! Biggins, how are you, what a surprise to see you here!