I admire that ugly American bird for admitting that she looks like Gizmo from the Gremlins.

Is a mogwaife like somebody that you're married to that is looking like a gremlin or you're married to somebody that looks like one?

Don't feed her after midnight, or get her wet. You'd have to be pretty desperate to even want to get her wet, I'm guessing.

i didn't know who she was, just from the picture i thought she was born a man.