Biggins: will feel like he's woken up during the worst episiode of Jeremy Kyle ever that won't stop for 4 weeks.
Saira Khan: ??
Frankie Grande: ?? STFU
Ricky Norwood: ?? Might be alright.
Renee Graziano: Said she's a Mogwai - is effing scary.
Marnie Simpson: ?? snore
James Whale: potential stooge there to say controversial things he doesn't even believe and get thrown out. Cash in!
Aubrey O'Day: ?? overstuffed sausage entry dress - is it Spidey again? Generic blow-moulded over-entitled yawnfest.
Stephen Bear: trying to do the Crosby/Belo stupid act but doesn't have the charm/vulnerability/faux-innocence to make it work. Fail!
Katie Waissel: Was so worn down by this point I didn't care, so might be alright
Lewis Bloor: Oh f*ck off.
Grant Bovey: Old man I don't care about.
Chloe Khan: Oh god, you were probably good looking before the butcher smashed you with his mallet.
Heavy D: Desperately insecure. Shouting Boom all the time keeps the voices away that tell you what a loser you are, even if it's for fractions of a second at a time. It's just another form of Tourette's syndrome.
Sam Fox: Oh god, she might be the saviour. She was a maniac on "The Club" when given das-sauce, even claiming she didn't drink. Give her booze - all the boozes available to humanity, and some jaffa cakes.
It's a knee-jerk reaction and I'm sure some of them are just doing that bravado up-front VT thing and are hopefully actually nice. Let's hope so. Anyway, disagree, contradict, add your own thoughts, my darlinks!
Saira Khan: ??
Frankie Grande: ?? STFU
Ricky Norwood: ?? Might be alright.
Renee Graziano: Said she's a Mogwai - is effing scary.
Marnie Simpson: ?? snore
James Whale: potential stooge there to say controversial things he doesn't even believe and get thrown out. Cash in!
Aubrey O'Day: ?? overstuffed sausage entry dress - is it Spidey again? Generic blow-moulded over-entitled yawnfest.
Stephen Bear: trying to do the Crosby/Belo stupid act but doesn't have the charm/vulnerability/faux-innocence to make it work. Fail!
Katie Waissel: Was so worn down by this point I didn't care, so might be alright
Lewis Bloor: Oh f*ck off.
Grant Bovey: Old man I don't care about.
Chloe Khan: Oh god, you were probably good looking before the butcher smashed you with his mallet.
Heavy D: Desperately insecure. Shouting Boom all the time keeps the voices away that tell you what a loser you are, even if it's for fractions of a second at a time. It's just another form of Tourette's syndrome.
Sam Fox: Oh god, she might be the saviour. She was a maniac on "The Club" when given das-sauce, even claiming she didn't drink. Give her booze - all the boozes available to humanity, and some jaffa cakes.
It's a knee-jerk reaction and I'm sure some of them are just doing that bravado up-front VT thing and are hopefully actually nice. Let's hope so. Anyway, disagree, contradict, add your own thoughts, my darlinks!
.......thought, shame, cors she's have been an interesting contestant. Perused the list of the celeb housemates.......