Just between me and you Tinks - I found myself in the strange position of having a bit of a crush on him. I am all into nice as I get older - the bad boys and drama are so last year

He still looks so young! I never remember his nose being THAT big though

He still makes a living performing though, so perhaps HE should have been in the CBB house!

Hello Deefs

I think I saw Orville the duck on first dates - wait on was that the duck or the Ostrich

Good day muggins ( don't know what that smilie is for but like it so you got three)

I'll take them I'll see you on Twitter tonight - got to go GP with Jr now (too many nosebleeds ).

They may be getting by but they're still just reality stars aren't they? They tend to go on shows like Come Dine with Me and if they're lucky IACGMOOH. As they have no talent, I guess that's all they will ever do. I'm glad you like the banter, personally I'm bored to death with the pathetic sexual innuendo.

I meant the banter on the forums - no one as made any sexual innuendo toward me but I will be around till about 3 today Does that word celebrity have to include Talent though???

That's what I was thinking, he's looking good!

Don't diss the Hawkes he was brilliant back god knows when, when I saw him perform live in a club!

One and only!

He's always aged well. He's popped up on stuff now and again over the years. Even the one show I recall.

I know, but last night was the first time I actually thought phwoooar.

I mistakenly thought he'd done CBB before but I was getting confused with the Chest-Knee-hawks thing in the Terry Christian one.

I think some of that's just you wasp, I guess it has been hot recently that affects thing's!

Cheeky!

I think Wee Tinkers is quite smitten too, so it's not just me.

Well all good! Like I said I like the Hawkes he was good at the club that time a long time ago! Haha.

They had Cleopatra on in January as well.

Rylan said Thursday's were gonna be Throwback Thursdays, so I'm guessing we may see a few more of these acts.

Some of the more established guests on BBOTS, people like Eamonn I feel that may be Rylans doing instead of the powers that be, Rylan has always called Eamonn his TV dad so they are close

lol too busy looking at his package back in that day now you evaluate a man as a whole!

Hey that one song was great!

That said, imagine having little choice but to only ever sing it and have literally no one ever care about anything else you ever tried to make.

his gigs must be about three minutes long, his encore is the B-side, but everyone has ****ed off by then

he must have a portrait in the attic .

has aged terribly, but on the other hand has made twenty albums

Imagine being for example... Carl Douglas and only ever being asked to sing "Kung Fu Fighting". Or Afroman and nobody cares about anything but "Because I Got High". Or Dexys Midnight Runners and despite having 5 studio albums the requests are only ever for "Come On Eileen".





You know I've always thought it might be amusing to have a super-show thats an assemblage of one-hit wonders who have nothing else to play. They could swap songs and put on a big show.

I always thought 'Gino' was the best Dexy's song, I went off them once they started wearing dungarees

Chesney Hawkes? Tell me about it.

It's the same with Rick Ashley. Never got the love for him. I think his voice is awful. His personality drab.

Yet he's popular. Hawkes played a local venue near where I live and he was mobbed. By women of all ages. His show sold out in one hour.

It's like Andy from the last BB. Never understood his appeal either.




A good wig, make up and filler does just as well.