Drunk on a packet of wine gums and a lager.

You'd think all the drunken nights she had, she'd be able to hold her booze better. What a sad figure she looked. Spouting crap, looking crap.

Spouting crap yes, but I don't think she looks crap - she's an attractive girl (I've never seen her before so have nothing else to go on with regard to her looks other than how she looked on the show we've just watched).

Did she pee the bed?

It isn't the booze it is the 'media' she craves....shame she doesn't realise that she is never going to be 'famous' just 'infamous'.