the missionary position?

lol But.. i'm sure some women here and anywhere have all ready been there done that with guys of Heavy's size

Any woman daft enough to have sex with him would be terrified he'd have a heart attack - and they'd have one too if they tried to move the body,

I'd be too busy unscrewing lightbulbs

I'd be terrified that he would suddenly scream BOOM!!!

Not necessarily. If he sent me a hot, fit missionary I would consider it.

Cavalli above, she knows exactly when he says BOOM!! while at it!

Ask her

Piss off you sod, I still haven't got over the trauma

The universe in which I'd date him doesn't exist, so it's a moot point.

lol All will be good by 2017!

I bet there's at least one woman out there who has had to have a quiet word with after... "Look, I appreciate the enthusiasm... and I know its kind of your signature.. But shouting 'Boom' at the point of climax is a lot less endearing than you might think."

The winner is...

EEEWWWW -No I don't! Just a wild guess.......

You know it happens lol He's that predictable and immature!

Brilliant


This is the part which would trouble me too, more than his actual size!

if you asked him to stop, he would, but then would dance around the room laughing manically singing "I'm so horny"

Can you imagine being knocked out by his tittays?

He thinks you're writhing in passion but you're avoiding his tittays.
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like a Paddy Doherty right hook, we can only hope Bear takes a tit full in the face one day while Colin is dancing in the kitchen

I'd rule out all sèx and kissing.

Is that what he thinks Chloe is doing? 😂

Everything would be ruled out.

One things for sure he will need a steel bed have you seen what he done to the normal one by just sitting on it imagine banging on it

...reading this I have a sudden desire to join a nunnery.

You say that now, but once he'd softened you up with that Heavy D charm, you'd be putty in his chubby hands