I can't even...🙈
Ladies, If you dated Heavy D, would you rule out..
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Originally Posted by Forget-me-not:
“...reading this I have a sudden desire to join a nunnery.”
“...reading this I have a sudden desire to join a nunnery.”
Yeah, ffs who would want to date that lol.
Originally Posted by rovermac:
“Kind of like a Victorian wardrobe falling on you.....with the key still in it
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“Kind of like a Victorian wardrobe falling on you.....with the key still in it
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Originally Posted by Cheri:
“Can you imagine being knocked out by his tittays?
He thinks you're writhing in passion but you're avoiding his tittays.”
“Can you imagine being knocked out by his tittays?
He thinks you're writhing in passion but you're avoiding his tittays.”
Originally Posted by KT_Dog:
“I bet there's at least one woman out there who has had to have a quiet word with after... "Look, I appreciate the enthusiasm... and I know its kind of your signature.. But shouting 'Boom' at the point of climax is a lot less endearing than you might think."”
“I bet there's at least one woman out there who has had to have a quiet word with after... "Look, I appreciate the enthusiasm... and I know its kind of your signature.. But shouting 'Boom' at the point of climax is a lot less endearing than you might think."”
The problem is that that 'one woman' is his Mum.
Originally Posted by Forget-me-not:
“...reading this I have a sudden desire to join a nunnery.”
“...reading this I have a sudden desire to join a nunnery.”
So do I and I'm a bloke!
I am nearer his age than the young women he bizarrely thinks might fancy him.
And I say this - having reached a certain age without creaking in a way which suggests a hip replacement will eventually be on the 'to do' list, I'd never allow that beast to Boom-bounce on my bones.
Plus, the queues for A&E and the fracture clinic are horrendous these days.
And I say this - having reached a certain age without creaking in a way which suggests a hip replacement will eventually be on the 'to do' list, I'd never allow that beast to Boom-bounce on my bones.
Plus, the queues for A&E and the fracture clinic are horrendous these days.
I'm sure there is a lady out there who isn't vain and would love him for who he is -
But that lady is not me
But that lady is not me
Originally Posted by danielleh:
“I wouldn't rule out being sectioned.”
“I wouldn't rule out being sectioned.”
Is that sectioned as in taking a sledgehammer to a plank?
Originally Posted by rovermac:
“Kind of like a Victorian wardrobe falling on you.....with the key still in it”
“Kind of like a Victorian wardrobe falling on you.....with the key still in it
”
LOL
A lot of things are frowned upon within this forum, but at least there's still some acceptable prejudices eh.
I don't know about women but a few gay guys around my office want him for their own cuddly bear at night so he's the Kym Kardashian of the bear world.
Originally Posted by JackieDVD:
“A lot of things are frowned upon within this forum, but at least there's still some acceptable prejudices eh.”
“A lot of things are frowned upon within this forum, but at least there's still some acceptable prejudices eh.”
Yep. Obesity is provably genetic - most overweight people can't help their appetite, metabolism or weight distribution as much as a person can't help race or disability. In all instances, to change them, it would need surgery or drastic lifestyle alteration.
Put it this way. For all the Heavy D castigators citing his weight or IQ, he's getting five figures for sitting in a house and is worth £2.5m cleaning out abandoned lockers so he's crying all the way to the bank. Who's the mug now?
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