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Old 02-08-2016, 23:27
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Is there something wrong with me?????
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Old 02-08-2016, 23:28
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It's fine. I bet he smells lovely after a few curries.
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Old 02-08-2016, 23:29
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Boom.
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Old 02-08-2016, 23:42
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no therapy but an eye test
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Old 02-08-2016, 23:45
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you are fine, if you are really lucky one day you could get to scrub his soiled pants
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Old 02-08-2016, 23:48
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You would if you fulfilled your fancy - physiotherapy.
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Old 02-08-2016, 23:51
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It's too late for therapy you're already too far gone. Good luck op 🍀
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Old 03-08-2016, 00:00
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He isn't a bad looking lad facially.
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Old 03-08-2016, 00:04
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Mmmm, yes, those lovely waves of fat billowing over your body, who wouldn't fancy that?
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Old 03-08-2016, 00:15
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I get you he has a nice face if he had some nice muscular arms I'd be on board myself
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Old 03-08-2016, 00:28
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Does your guide dog like him
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Old 03-08-2016, 00:35
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Yes.

Cos he is a bit of an idiot aswell
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Old 03-08-2016, 00:40
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Wait till you see his pants being washed.
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Old 03-08-2016, 00:43
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no therapy but an eye test
Should have gone to Specsavers....... cors she definitely got a problem fancying HevayD...yack!
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Old 03-08-2016, 01:04
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It's fine. I bet he smells lovely after a few curries.
oh no stop it!!! lol.
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Old 03-08-2016, 01:05
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Nope - you need a hoist and a defibrillator.
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Old 03-08-2016, 01:07
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you are fine, if you are really lucky one day you could get to scrub his soiled pants
oh did he say skidmarks FGS. Sorry I am laughing at your post but feel sick also. yuk
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Old 03-08-2016, 01:07
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Nope - you need a hoist and a defibrillator.
...and reinforced concrete furniture.
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Old 03-08-2016, 01:09
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Yes, you do need therapy. Lots of it and you need it fast.
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Old 03-08-2016, 01:10
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you are fine, if you are really lucky one day you could get to scrub his soiled pants
Ha ha funny thread this is hilarious!

eurgh the brown water swirling round.

Poor Chloe.
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Old 03-08-2016, 01:11
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Does your guide dog like him
So funny and up too late. Having a good "Belly" laugh
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Old 03-08-2016, 08:53
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Yes you need immediate help!! Quick someone give out the meds 😁
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Old 03-08-2016, 13:28
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I see enough brickies built like him tearing around our streets with girls that look like Chloe hanging off their arms. And in those relationships the fat bloke looks like the normal one - not the vertical Butcher's counter with a wig on Chloe resembles.
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Old 03-08-2016, 13:29
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Is there something wrong with me?????
Yes. That is all.

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Old 03-08-2016, 13:30
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Is there something wrong with me?????
No uglier people tend to punch above their weight don't worry about it.
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