Is there something wrong with me?????

It's fine. I bet he smells lovely after a few curries.

Boom.

no therapy but an eye test

you are fine, if you are really lucky one day you could get to scrub his soiled pants

You would if you fulfilled your fancy - physiotherapy.

It's too late for therapy you're already too far gone. Good luck op 🍀

He isn't a bad looking lad facially.

Mmmm, yes, those lovely waves of fat billowing over your body, who wouldn't fancy that?

I get you he has a nice face if he had some nice muscular arms I'd be on board myself

Does your guide dog like him

Yes.

Cos he is a bit of an idiot aswell

Wait till you see his pants being washed.

Should have gone to Specsavers....... cors she definitely got a problem fancying HevayD...yack!

oh no stop it!!! lol.

Nope - you need a hoist and a defibrillator.

oh did he say skidmarks FGS. Sorry I am laughing at your post but feel sick also. yuk

...and reinforced concrete furniture.

Yes, you do need therapy. Lots of it and you need it fast.

Ha ha funny thread this is hilarious!

eurgh the brown water swirling round.

Poor Chloe.

So funny and up too late. Having a good "Belly" laugh

Yes you need immediate help!! Quick someone give out the meds 😁

I see enough brickies built like him tearing around our streets with girls that look like Chloe hanging off their arms. And in those relationships the fat bloke looks like the normal one - not the vertical Butcher's counter with a wig on Chloe resembles.

Yes. That is all.

No uglier people tend to punch above their weight don't worry about it.