If you look ONLY at Heavy D's face, is he that bad looking?, i don't know because i'm a straight guy but he's not that bad looking is he?.
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I'm not sure about Heavy D, as you usually have to be a fit bird or a bloke with a great body in order to participate, as both male & female should be photogenic when semi-clothed or naked and happy to be filmed during intercourse. Tattoos are also compulsory. Regular STD checkups for all partcipants are advised.1) Initial coupling when 'mortal' which might take place on the seafront at Whitley Bay, behind the Sugar Hut club or in a beach chalet or tent with film crew in attendance
2) Photoshoots of the (briefly) happy couple with quotes extolling the sexual prowess of the male and the sexual creativity of the female
3) Incidents of sexual jealousy or infidelity resulting in cat fights for females, punch-ups for blokes or unisex screaming & abuse, again with film crew in attendance
4) The 'break up' photoshoots with interviews of the devastated ex-partners, who will be 'moving on' or finding themselves
5) The arrival of either an ex-partner of another member or a newbie who 'wins the heart' of the devastated party. It's love at first sight and they get 'mortal' together (you can guess what happens next) The cycle is repeated ad nauseum.

I can even see that.

I know he is - mesmerising, beautiful.
He's an all-merciful pillock, but he's not unattractive.

I know he is - mesmerising, beautiful.
He's an all-merciful pillock, but he's not unattractive.”



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