Originally Posted by PaleHorse:
“That's true but I prefer my version.”
Originally Posted by
Dante Ameche:
“

That really made me laugh.
Big burly security guard sprinting through the fire exit shouting "back away from the sandwich "
While BB shouts over the tannoy "will all housemates return to the house immediately"”

One of them does a commando roll and then in slow motion Bear lifts the sandwich to his mouth. The closest security guard does a huge balletic leap shouting "nooooooooo!" in a slowed down distorted voice, his outstretched fingers just inches from the sandwich.
Bear takes one bite before it's swiped out of his hand, while another guard shoves Aubrey face first against a wall, hands behind her back. Amidst the horror, noone notices that Heavy D has uncharacteristically moved like shit off a shovel and wolfed the evidence.
Aaaand scene.