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A limerick for bear..
There once was an asswipe called Bear.
Who got called to the diary room chair. He yanked open the door. Then he fell to the floor Cause the security guy gave him a scare. Im sure most of you can do better than that. Have a go..
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Here,here, what a tosser he is.
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Bear thinks he's hard in the 'hood
Keeps his shirt off 'cause, hey, he looks good When a big guy comes by Poor Bear needs a cry As well as a shit in the woods |
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Bear thinks he's hard in the 'hood
Keeps his shirt off 'cause, hey, he looks good When a big guy comes by Poor Bear needs a cry As well as a shit in the woods |
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Now don't be scared little Bear
Wipe your poop off the DR chair Mamma Renee will come Put a hit on that big one Then snog her, (you have to) it's a dare! |
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There once was an arrogant tosser,
Who, in the DR got crosser and crosser; But became more compliant For the S'curity giant And cowing down, said "You are the boss Sir" ** ** allegedly ![]() xx |
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There once was an asswipe called Bear.
Who got called to the diary room chair. He yanked open the door. Then he fell to the floor Cause the security guy gave him a scare. Im sure most of you can do better than that. Have a go.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh don't despair Bear When you're in the diary room chair Take care As the big bloke will keep you there. |
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A man craving fortune and fame
Gave himself a ridiculous name. But, I'll be very blunt He's one massive twunt, And should be kicked out of the game. xx |
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There was a young housemate named Bear
Who said to the House "I don't care I'll do what I like I'll shag any old 'bike' Who's got a two minutes to spare" |
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'I'm hard and I really don't care'
Said an insufferable young tosser called Bear But he looked pretty lame When Security came And he was made to sit in his chair |
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A man craving fortune and fame
Gave himself a ridiculous name. But, I'll be very blunt He's one massive twunt, And should be kicked out of the game. xx ![]() ![]()
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There once was a housemate called Bear
Who really loved to swear He is really loud and not quiet like a mouse In fact the guy is the only entertainment in the house |
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There once was an arrogant tosser,
Who, in the DR got crosser and crosser; But became more compliant For the S'curity giant And cowing down, said "You are the boss Sir"
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there once was a kn*bh**d called bear
he snogged young chloe for a dare he p*ssed off big boom went to the diary room and cr*pped cos security was there
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Brilliant thread!
Thanks to all the poets.
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My daughter and self are crying with laughter, tears streaming down our faces.
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There once was a numpty called Bear,
Whose brain cells were notably rare. He thought he was hard, But a large BB guard, Made him sit in the diary room chair. |
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