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To the parents of girls out there, a question.
How would you feel and react if your lovely daughter brought Bear or Lewis home as their new boyfreind?
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Not in the case of Lewis but in the case of Bear I would tell my daughter to go to the shops to get the groceries and then I'd lead Bear upstairs to the bedroom and have my dirty way with him.
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I don't have children at all, but I'll have a go.
I would try very hard to resist the urge to club him to death with a baseball bat. I'd smile sweetly and say hello, hoping and praying that if I didn't order her not to see him, she'd soon get bored and get rid.
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I would make them welcome and approve of them. Works every time and gets rid of them every time. Left to their own devices they soon see sense
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Not in the case of Lewis but in the case of Bear I would tell my daughter to go to the shops to get the groceries and then I'd lead Bear upstairs to the bedroom and have my dirty way with him.
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I'd set the dog on them.
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I'd hang my head in shame that my daughter didn't have enough self respect to stay away from those idiots.
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I'd hang my head in shame that my daughter didn't have enough self respect to stay away from those idiots.
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For Bear: I'd have the security giant open the front door.
For Lewis: Have the security giant ridicule his genitalia. |
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There's that as well. I'd wonder how I failed so much as a parent to make her think that either of them was an attractive proposition.
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Not in the case of Lewis but in the case of Bear I would tell my daughter to go to the shops to get the groceries and then I'd lead Bear upstairs to the bedroom and have my dirty way with him.
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For Bear: I'd have the security giant open the front door.
For Lewis: Have the security giant ridicule his genitalia. ![]() ![]()
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How would you feel and react if your lovely daughter brought Bear or Lewis home as their new boyfreind?
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I'd hang my head in shame that my daughter didn't have enough self respect to stay away from those idiots.
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Not in the case of Lewis but in the case of Bear I would tell my daughter to go to the shops to get the groceries and then I'd lead Bear upstairs to the bedroom and have my dirty way with him.
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I have more faith than that in my daughter...
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I'd be extremely embarrassed if she brought either of them home. Thankfully, she may watch TOWIE/Geordie Shore etc but thinks all the characters are idiots & would be humiliated to be seen with any of them
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I would hope they weren't stupid enough to take up with either one of them.
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I only had sons but my 2nd eldest has a little 4 year old daughter and he's besotted with her.....he's taking shooting lessons. I have no pity for the teenage boy or man of the future who dares to mess with his little princess.
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It wouldn't happen. They'd be raised with better taste and a lot more self-esteem than that.
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I don't have children but I'll put an end to it as quickly as it began. I don't want my kids scrounging off of the Viacom Umbrella, thank you very much. My kids are actually gonna have a future.
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Bear would be too scared to go near my daughter, her best mate is a security guard who looks exactly like the one from the diary room last night
I kid you not, I honestly thought it was him when I saw him come through the door
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Well, if she did have a labotomy and found bear a good prospect, i would be so nice to him, i mean ultra nice, it wouldn,t take him long to act like a cockwomble to me, then i make sure she sees him being a tool to me after i have been so nice, she would bin him double quick.
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2 daughters, youngest is married to her childhood sweetheart who is like a son, eldest has had a lot of boyfiends who have nearly all been Lewis types. She's just got married to a bigger knobhead than Lewis +Bear put together but she loves him so pray she sees something that is totally lost on me + her dad. Hard as it is to not say too much,only time will tell.
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I would make them welcome and approve of them. Works every time and gets rid of them every time. Left to their own devices they soon see sense
![]() My daughter has her head screwed on much firmer than I did at her age
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