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Old 05-08-2016, 19:50
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How would you feel and react if your lovely daughter brought Bear or Lewis home as their new boyfreind?
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Old 05-08-2016, 19:53
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Not in the case of Lewis but in the case of Bear I would tell my daughter to go to the shops to get the groceries and then I'd lead Bear upstairs to the bedroom and have my dirty way with him.
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Old 05-08-2016, 19:54
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I don't have children at all, but I'll have a go.

I would try very hard to resist the urge to club him to death with a baseball bat. I'd smile sweetly and say hello, hoping and praying that if I didn't order her not to see him, she'd soon get bored and get rid.
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Old 05-08-2016, 19:55
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I would make them welcome and approve of them. Works every time and gets rid of them every time. Left to their own devices they soon see sense
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Old 05-08-2016, 19:55
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Not in the case of Lewis but in the case of Bear I would tell my daughter to go to the shops to get the groceries and then I'd lead Bear upstairs to the bedroom and have my dirty way with him.
Seriously????
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Old 05-08-2016, 19:56
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I'd set the dog on them.
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Old 05-08-2016, 19:57
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I'd hang my head in shame that my daughter didn't have enough self respect to stay away from those idiots.
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Old 05-08-2016, 19:59
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I'd hang my head in shame that my daughter didn't have enough self respect to stay away from those idiots.
There's that as well. I'd wonder how I failed so much as a parent to make her think that either of them was an attractive proposition.
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Old 05-08-2016, 20:03
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For Bear: I'd have the security giant open the front door.

For Lewis: Have the security giant ridicule his genitalia.
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Old 05-08-2016, 20:18
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There's that as well. I'd wonder how I failed so much as a parent to make her think that either of them was an attractive proposition.
That's what I was going for but you expressed it much better
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Old 05-08-2016, 20:26
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Not in the case of Lewis but in the case of Bear I would tell my daughter to go to the shops to get the groceries and then I'd lead Bear upstairs to the bedroom and have my dirty way with him.
ARE YOU SERIOUS????
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:00
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For Bear: I'd have the security giant open the front door.

For Lewis: Have the security giant ridicule his genitalia.
That has to be the funniest thing I've heard/seen since Bears face when he saw the Security Giant
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:05
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How would you feel and react if your lovely daughter brought Bear or Lewis home as their new boyfreind?
They would not be coming across THIS threshold, that's for sure!
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:08
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I'd hang my head in shame that my daughter didn't have enough self respect to stay away from those idiots.
That is the correct answer
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:09
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Not in the case of Lewis but in the case of Bear I would tell my daughter to go to the shops to get the groceries and then I'd lead Bear upstairs to the bedroom and have my dirty way with him.
Are you that desperate?
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:22
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I have more faith than that in my daughter...
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:39
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I'd be extremely embarrassed if she brought either of them home. Thankfully, she may watch TOWIE/Geordie Shore etc but thinks all the characters are idiots & would be humiliated to be seen with any of them
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:41
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I would hope they weren't stupid enough to take up with either one of them.
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:44
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I only had sons but my 2nd eldest has a little 4 year old daughter and he's besotted with her.....he's taking shooting lessons. I have no pity for the teenage boy or man of the future who dares to mess with his little princess.
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:46
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It wouldn't happen. They'd be raised with better taste and a lot more self-esteem than that.
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:52
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I don't have children but I'll put an end to it as quickly as it began. I don't want my kids scrounging off of the Viacom Umbrella, thank you very much. My kids are actually gonna have a future.
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Old 05-08-2016, 21:56
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Bear would be too scared to go near my daughter, her best mate is a security guard who looks exactly like the one from the diary room last night

I kid you not, I honestly thought it was him when I saw him come through the door
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Old 05-08-2016, 22:02
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Well, if she did have a labotomy and found bear a good prospect, i would be so nice to him, i mean ultra nice, it wouldn,t take him long to act like a cockwomble to me, then i make sure she sees him being a tool to me after i have been so nice, she would bin him double quick.
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Old 05-08-2016, 22:10
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2 daughters, youngest is married to her childhood sweetheart who is like a son, eldest has had a lot of boyfiends who have nearly all been Lewis types. She's just got married to a bigger knobhead than Lewis +Bear put together but she loves him so pray she sees something that is totally lost on me + her dad. Hard as it is to not say too much,only time will tell.
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Old 05-08-2016, 22:16
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I would make them welcome and approve of them. Works every time and gets rid of them every time. Left to their own devices they soon see sense
My Mother was brilliant at this with me.


My daughter has her head screwed on much firmer than I did at her age
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