Due to all the recent pressure re Biggins-Gate, BB have just released the real transcript of the conversation that got him kicked out:
[The HMs are in the garden]
Biggins: You know, I remember watching when Big Brother used to have some actual integrity. There was no outside contact: at all; no real tolerance for rule-breaking; the Diary Room was sacrosanct; no private conversations were relayed to other housemates as a way to generate cheap, exploitative drama.
Bear: What really? You're on a wind-up, mate!
Biggins: No! And you used to have proper, interesting tasks that lasted all week too. None of this "Housemates, place yourself in the order that the public have ranked you in terms of attractiveness, being two-faced, being the biggest game-player" stuff. They were allowed to just get on an interact with each other normally, so any drama and confrontation would arise organically, and not be cynically imposed by Big Brother itself onto the house to generate tabloid-baiting story lines.
Katie [shocked]: I'm sorry, I can't handle this!
[Katie then runs into the house crying.]
Big Brother: Housemates, would Christopher come to the Diary Room, immediately!
Biggins: Oh oh! Looks like I'm in trouble.
[Biggins goes to Diary Room]
Big Brother: Christopher. On entering the Big Brother house you were made aware that offensive behaviour would not be tolerated.
Biggins: Yes, that's correct.
Big Brother: Christopher, Big Brother has studied what you've just said in the garden and believes that your comments could cause deep offence to reality TV producers, including those working for Big Brother itself. Therefore Big Brother has no other option than evicting you from the house with immediate effect. Please leave by the door to your left, and may God have mercy on your soul...