Series One
Series One and a Half (Massive thanks to Julie_Clarkson!)
Series Two
Series Three

"Huh, why the hell is this stupid idiot running two series at the same time? Heck, he can't even consistently post a series with a schedule!"

Shut up.

So, yeah, Nicolas here! Yup, even though series two (aka the disaaaahster series) is still running, I thought I'd pop this one up. Reason is, well... I want to do this before the ACTUAL Strictly cast is announced, 'cause I don't want people nagging me about apparently copying *insert strictly contestant here* when I predicted them beforehand. So, with that of the way, let's begin! Let's turn a newleaf with a series reboot! Yup, this series will be very different to every other so far. New Voting system, new judges, new week layout thing, new pros, new themes, new celebrities *gasps* all in one series! I can't wait to start revealing the celebrity hints....tomorrow!




Yup.

~Celebrity Hints~

Their costumes will be sprinkled with glitter!

Can they jump The Glitterball's hurdle?

Will they be bewitched by their dancing?

Will they be dancing gold?

Will they find this a piece of cake?

Will they be a perfect role model?

Can they make their mind up on which dance to do?

Will they enjoy their Glitterball coronation?

Can they forecast the judges' scores?

Will they make it to the east end of the competition?

Can they score a goal with the judges?

Will they be right on the money with their steps?

Will they dance with a graceful Kelly?

Will their dancing be on fire?

Will they have the perfect recipe for dance?

Will their wicket come in handy?

~Get Guessing!~

Their costumes will be sprinkled with glitter!
By this we mean YouTube Sensation Louise Pentland, aka sprinkleofglitter. Now, Louise started her YouTube channel all the way back in 2010, and as of right now, she has gained over two and a half million subscribers! When asked how she felt about doing the show, she said "I can't wait! My bff Zoella was awesome on it and she said just be yourself and relax! I've been a massive fan of the show for years so it feels like an absolute dream to be here!"
Louise will be dancing with Tristan MacManus.

Can they jump The Glitterball's hurdle?
We are of course talking about track and field athlete Jessica Ennis-Hill! Now, Jessica will be working under a bucketload of pressure, as she not only has to dance, but she'll also have to fly the flag for Britain at the Rio Olympics! When asked about how she felt on the show, she replied "I've always been a tomboy. This glitter and sequins...they're all so new to me! It will be stressful going back and forth to Rio but I just couldn't pass the chance when I was asked for The Glitterball!"
Jessica will be dancing with Neil Jones.

Will they be bewitched by their dancing?
We are of course referring to B*Witched member Lindsay Armou! B*Witched was a highly successful Irish girl group with hits such as "Ce'st La Vie", "Rollercoaster", "Blame it on the Weatherman" and more. Sadly, the group split up after they were dropped by their record label but have recently reunited in The Big Reunion. When asked about doing the show, Lindsay said "Wow, this is gonna be amazing! Like I've never done something like this, so I hope my fellow B*Witched members will be cheering me on!"
Lindsay will be dancing with Aljaz Skorjanec.

Will they be dancing gold?
This hints towards one of the biggest names to ever do the show, the wonderdul Goldie Hawn! Now Goldie has to be one of the best actresses out their, as she's managed to scoop up an academy award as well as work through 6 decades! When asked about how she fel doing the show, she said "Well, I'm not gold on the dancefloor, but hey, I can do my best. I can't wait for all the new stuff in this series though. Bring it on!
Goldie will be dancing with Anton Du Beke.

Now, Goldie did mention a bit about some new feautures this series. Let's talk about that in more detail right now!

Now this series is somewhat of a complete reboot! Some new stuff are...

-Themes every week! Woah, woah, woah! Hold your horses! No need to be upset. These themes won't be the usual cheesy themes. Insted we have thing like Ballroom Week, Traditional Week, Reverse Week, etc. It will be a lot of fun!

-New voting system. Well, kind of. The way all of you at home vote will be the same, but the way it's added up is different. Instead, we'll combine exact voting numbers with the judges' scores to create a grand total. See the voting of Series Three if you want to see it in action.

- A five couple final. Purely to make the voting more dramatic All places will still be revealed!

- New presenters- MEEEEEEEEEEEEEsorry tess and zoe

- Running order randomly drawn.

- A generally better series than Series Two at the very least!



Well, with all that out of the way, let's meet some male celebrities!

Can they forecast the judges' scores?
Meet Tomasz Schafernaker. He's a Polish-British weatherman famous for presenting BBC weather and sticing up the middle finger on one occasion. When asked about how he felt doing the show, he replied "Ah, I'm so nervous! I hope I get a patient partner because it'll take some time for me to get the hang of things!
Tomasz will be dancing with Aliona Vilani

Will they make it to the east end of the competition?
I am of course referring to Harry Reid, an EastEnders actor. Harry plays Ben Mitchell, the son of one of the most iconic EastEnders characters. When asked about how he felt here, he said "Safe to say I'm pretty nervous, fingers crossed evrything is ok!
Harry will be dancing with Joanne Clifton.

Can they score a goal with the judges?
It's the one and only Gary Lineker! Gary is a retired footballer and has now moved onto the presenting side of things. When asked about how he felt doing the show, he replied "Crackers, absolutely crackers. I've never worn anything with glitter so I'm totally out of my comfort zone. I hope all goes well!
Gary will be dancing with Katya Jones.

Will they be right on the money with their steps?
I am referring to "Right on the Money" presenter Dominic Littlewood. Dominic co presents with Denise Lewis, who he says is a pretty good dancer. Pffft. Doubt it. Where would she learn to dance? It's not like there's a dancing show other than The Glitterball...
When asked about how he felt doing the show he said "Denise has taught me a few things. It's so much fun and I wanna start now!
Dominic will be dancing with Karen Clifton

We now have a very special performance from the up and coming Callum Scott!

Calum Scott- Dancing On My Own

Time to see the last of the female stars!

Will they find this a piece of cake?
Meet Great British Bake Off winner and tv presenter Nadiya Hussain. Nadiya rose to fame after winning baking show The Great British Bake Off and is now a One Show presenter too. When asked about how she felt on this, she said "I am so nervous on what faces I'm gonna pull, what steps I'll do, I'm generally completely shivering."
Nadiya will be dancing with Giuseppe Di Bella.

Will they be a perfect role model?
I am talking about the one and only Twiggy. Twiggy is arguably one of the most famous models ever and to have her on the show is absolutely amazing. When asked about how she felt on the show, she said "I just hope I look good.[laughs]. Joking, I hope all goes well."
Twiggy will be dancing with Giovanni Pernice.

Will they be able to mak their mind up on what dance to do?
I am referring to Bucks Fizz's Cheryl Baker. Bucks Fizz launched their career in 1981 after winning Eurovision with the famous "skirt rip" gimmick and excellent song. When asked about doing the show, Cheryl simply replied "Will I have another velcro skirt [laughs]"
Cheryl will be dancing with Kevin Clifton.

Will they enjoy their Glitterball coronation?
Meet Corrie's Brooke Vincent. Brooke plays Sophie Webster in the long-running soap opera. When asked about how she felt doing the show, she said "Glam me up!"
Brooke will be dancing with Gleb Savchenko.

Will they dance with a graceful Kelly?
Mika is one of the UK's most famous singers, with his hit single "Grace Kelly". When asked about the show, he said "YES! I can't wait to start!
Mika will be dancing with Anya Garnis.

Will their dancing be on fire?
I am talking about YouTube Sensation Dan Howell, aka danisnotonfire. Dan has amassed 5 million subscribers and his good friend Louise is also on the show. When asked about how he felt he said "On fiyah! [laughs]"
Dan will be dancing with Oti Mabuse.

Will they have the perfect recipe for dance?
Meet Irish chef Donal Skehan. Donal is a famous chef and a presenter of the Junior British Bake Off. When asked about the show, he said "Wish me luck!"
Donal will be dancing with Janette.

Will their wicket come in handy?
Meet James Anderson. Now, apparently cricketers a dark horses in dancing, we'll have to find out if James is. When asked about how he felt he said "Amazing!"
James will of course be dancing with Natalie Lowe.

Let's look at all the couples!