........and then pairs said ensemble with tasselled loafers should be removed from the house for sartorial crimes.

That aside, for him then to preen and posture and tell everyone they're going to be the alpha male in the house (or however he put it).......ugh. That Lewis Bleurgh really boils my p*ss.

I'd rather skip through a sun dappled meadow hand in hand with Bear and Heavy than spend 5 minutes with that dolt. He's a humourless, chippy, mean spirited, man-boy.

What if there is no dappling sun in the meadow, will you go with the dolt?

So you don't like him then

He reminds me very much of 'open it' Stephen!

ETA: I'll expand on that. It's the way he walks around saying he looked out for somebody or he was making sure this was done, his air of self-importance, he thinks he's got the winning formula.

Lewis was only stating the truth. He may be a tool but he is the main man in the house.
You guys need to pay attention to what goes on in there.
Grant was a non starter, wimpiest bloke in there.
Frankie is not bothered about the alpha game.
Ricky too can't be bothered, though if he had to he could easily take out Bear.
Biggins another non starter.
James is not interested in it either.

Bear early on had a very subtle verbal to and fro with Lewis. A guy thing of testing each other. Looks like banter but isn't. Lewis won that, Bear backed down straight away. Lewis realised Bear is all mouth.
After that, Lewis had an even subtler exchange with Heavy D, again Lewis won and Heavy backed down. He submitted really easily actually, their was fear in his eyes in fact.
In the bedroom the same night, Bear and Heavy clashed. Bear submitted straight away. But his mistake was the whole house saw it. So everybody now realised Bear was all mouth.
Which leaves Lewis top of the pile. He may be laughable, he may be a donut, but he's still the top boy in that house.

Ha, it seems to be the wardrobe staples of the Geordie Shore/TOWIE men to wear shorts with tasseled loafers and no socks. Makes them look like complete mugs.

It so does.. .they think it makes them look all upper and so rich... whereas the reality is it just screams upper-working and new money.

He is an even bigger prick than Bear! He swaggers about in their like he is some kind of hardman, thinking he rules the house. I despise the jumped up tosser.

He is the worst in there . Bears antics are helping him big time. His game plan of acting everyone's friend and peacemaker is sad .
Biggest blocker ever seen.

Heavy dibs the main man in there. Lewis bear can strut all they like. But they are wimps pretending to be men

It's quite true, but Lewis still panders to Bear a lot, so it's not cut and dry.

Send in the security guard please.

Thinks it looks preppy/Hugh Grant-ish. Just screams nouveau riche. Some elocution lessons might be a better investment. Odious wannabe.

They don't need an alpha male, it's not caveman times. It irritates me that whole concept. They've got BBand security if anything kicks off. They don't need Lewis Bloor posturing in his loafers. The man is , in Hughie's words, a grade A, 24 carat,100% toolbag

I dislike Lewis more than any other HM in there, when he is in the diary room he bores me and I zone out.

And yes I agree the tucked in polo shirt is not a good look either