I'm not a celebrity but nor was Chantelle.

I'm not gonna be a great housemate for the duration of the show I'll just be mainly grumpy and probs boring.

But I promise I would put bear in his place. I just can't 'bear' it. He makes me weep and I just need someone (Not half hearted Renee) to shut the thug up.

So yea... please put me in because I wanna tell him

No, I will not put you in there - soz.

i'm going to be totally off topic but i haven't seen you post anywhere for ages Bastard Beaver it's really nice to see you back, so no since you've just got here you can't go again.

I'd go in, say something and then get ejected.

No, I will not let you go in and be ejected.

Nor you planets - just in case you start getting any ideas....

I still remember your small Japanese business man comment bastard, your far to radical for big brother they would eject you immediately

Nah you sound boring and Bear would just end up winding you up like he does everyone. Also in the meantime you would be giving him more air time which he wants.

Well there is already a fox, bear and whale in the house so a beaver will fit right in