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Old 07-08-2016, 22:12
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He swore on his mum's life, mate!

He swore on his mum's life, mate!

Mate, he swore on his mum's life though!



......they realise that 'swearing on someone's life', isn't an actual thing? Like, they know it doesn't actually exist as a concept, the whole 'swearing on..' thing?

What next?

'You said cross your heart, hope do die - so you're gonna die mate!'

Just....pathetic.
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Old 07-08-2016, 22:27
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Colin had his fingers crossed behind his back all the time, so his mother is safe
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Old 07-08-2016, 22:32
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Playground flashback! Spewis practically wetting his big boy pants when Marnie said Heavy was lying and calling him scum! WTF!
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Old 07-08-2016, 22:39
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Colin had his fingers crossed behind his back all the time, so his mother is safe
He's not that energetic (or bright).
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Old 07-08-2016, 22:44
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That was sooooooooooooo cringe especially followed up by "At least ive got a bird" I'm embarrassed for him
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Old 07-08-2016, 23:02
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He's not that energetic (or bright).
Energetic...he would not know that word.
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Old 07-08-2016, 23:02
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Heavy D best not steal his marbles or world war three will erupt
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Old 07-08-2016, 23:08
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He swore on his mum's life, mate!

He swore on his mum's life, mate!

Mate, he swore on his mum's life though!



......they realise that 'swearing on someone's life', isn't an actual thing? Like, they know it doesn't actually exist as a concept, the whole 'swearing on..' thing?

What next?

'You said cross your heart, hope do die - so you're gonna die mate!'

Just....pathetic.


Great post. Made me giggle
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Old 07-08-2016, 23:15
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Typical example of bullish behaviour. Come up with an alternative accusation and distract from the original argument.
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Old 07-08-2016, 23:21
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Can someone tell Lewis that teas ready and his mum wants him to come in now.
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Old 07-08-2016, 23:39
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Energetic...he would not know that word.
You know you said you are a healthcare worker, do you have to look up obese peoples bumholes or something because you sound very bitter against them.
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