Its looking like she will do the triple for the amazing liquidized love makers from Newcastle pun tyne, a woman with glasses on Rylan's show last night was saying she has contracts coming in left right and centre and will have the world at her feet, apparently, TV producers are coming up with shows she can do as we speak. They are thinking of a cookery show but one about meals you have for dinner after a hard night on de tawn called "Whats in your sarnie Marnie" and then there a weather forecasting show but presented by someone who's paralytic called "Fog on the Marnie, all mine, all mine". They are even thinking about bringing Dixon of Dock Green back but Marnie cast as the new replacement who's a bit easier on the eye than old Dixon was and loves a pint like the lads which Dixon didn't much, only on a Sunday afternoon, calling it Marnie of Dockers Green.

Theres loads she's gonna get when she leaves and fully deserves the huge success coming her way.

There's so much potential here:

'Marn's Yarns' - Hilarious tales of drunken Tyneside sex
'Marnie's Barney's' - A history of Newcastle pub cat fights
'Larn Yersel Marnie' - A Geordie/English translator
'Sexy Shrieking' - Marnie teaches the art - in and out of bed
'Marnie Parties' - Stealing & hiding your stash

'Memories of Marnie'
Actually, no thanks.

Don't think so...

Our Marnie? Yeah like she's someone's property

'Marnie's Jarney' - her time on BB.

I n only want to watch her when she is on celebrities on benefits

I am no fan of Marnie, but she don't seem as bad as the cretin that won a few years back, I can't even remember her name....

Maybe they'll 'reboot' Dad's Army, but with a bunch of drunken ladettes from Newcastle instead of old timers, and call it Dad's Marnie.

The only "A" list she will be on is Arsehole list

Maybe the OP called dibbs on Marnie a while back?

Awwww, the nations sweetheart

Her only route to being a Lister would be marrying someone whose surname is Lister.

That's the name for her inevitable clothing line sorted

Marnie's Barmy Army.

Marnie goes and entertains the squadies the best way she knows how.

maybe her wages will go up and she'll be earning £100 a week?

she looked a little bit embarrassed when Aubrey asked her how much she earnt

Quickly followed by a lawsuit.

Haha

You know how people like Girls Aloud have a range of false eyelashes? Could she launch a special black felt tip for girls who want to emulate MarnieBrows?

Does that mean we get to send her 3 million light years into deep space?...

I know I'm being painfully, and obnoxiously, pedantic here. But Lister wasn't 3 million light years in to deep space. He was 3 million years in to deep space. Light years are a measure of distance, not time. Red Dwarf wasn't travelling at light speed. So we have no idea how far out Lister travelled in the 3 million years he was in stasis but it wasn't 3 million light years.

Sorry. I really am sorry. But I simply couldn't not post that.

The talented Marnie...serious question, what are her talents?

Marnies vergarnie !

Marnie booted out tomorrow I would think.

Yes you are being painfully and obnoxiously, pedantic...