How did Channel 5 get away with showing an erect penis?

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An Thropologist

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aura101:
“Well it was semi not full erect . however I don't think there is actually a proper law enforcing the ban of an erect penis is there ? I just thought it wasn't the done thing to do to show one.”

I've been shown lots!

Have I been legally violated.

An Thropologist

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Because to enter 'porn' on a phone/tablet/pc etc you'd be actively searching for it. Having it thrust upon you 'willy nilly' (no pun intended) is an entirely different matter.

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BlueStreak

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I've been shown lots! Have I been legally violated. ”

Possibly Anth. But at least it's somewhere to hang your tea towel.

jp761

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I've been shown lots! Have I been legally violated. ”

Those are flashers!! So yes..

Pitman

09-08-2016

It was definitely fully erect as James the next morning was moaning about the urine on the ceiling

jp761

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Trust me jeanoj you deffo wouldn't have needed a magnifying glass. Gave me a sore throat just seeing it LOL!

”

and you are the one who doesn't like willies thrust upon you on your tv screen!!

Have a good suck.....

https://boots.scene7.com/is/image/Bo...id=504&hei=548

muggins14

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Pitman:
“It was definitely fully erect as James the next morning was moaning about the urine on the ceiling ”

I'm still trying to figure out if I've missed a whole episode, as I don't recognise any of what you're all talking about!

BlueStreak

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by jp761:
“ and you are the one who doesn't like willies thrust upon you on your tv screen!!

Have a good suck.....

https://boots.scene7.com/is/image/Bo...id=504&hei=548”

Ewwww no. I don't like Lockets. After you've sucked for a while you get the sloppy centre. I don't like that

An Thropologist

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by muggins14:
“I'm still trying to figure out if I've missed a whole episode, as I don't recognise any of what you're all talking about!”

It has been substantially embroidered Muggins. In the absence of a good CBB series what could compensate better than an afternoon of knob gags?!

muggins14

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Ewwww no. I don't like Lockets. After you've sucked for a while you get the sloppy centre. I don't like that

”

Much like sex really

jeanoj

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Trust me jeanoj you deffo wouldn't have needed a magnifying glass. Gave me a sore throat just seeing it LOL!

”

Ooer!!

jeanoj

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by muggins14:
“I'm still trying to figure out if I've missed a whole episode, as I don't recognise any of what you're all talking about!”

Don't worry, it was only a little thing

cavalli

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“It has been substantially embroidered Muggins. In the absence of a good CBB series what could compensate better than an afternoon of knob gags?! ”

Wonder if they sell them on Amazon...

muggins14

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by jeanoj:
“Don't worry, it was only a little thing ”

Ha!

jp761

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Ewwww no. I don't like Lockets. After you've sucked for a while you get the sloppy centre. I don't like that

”

Much preferable to sloppy seconds!!

This chat is all very base on here today i'm quite shocked!

Originally Posted by muggins14:
“Much like sex really ”

Not shocked!!

BabelBrook

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aneechik:
“They can show an erection if justified by context.”

It is difficult to imagine what context argument could be made for a gratutitous shot. Ofcom have certainly adjudged the broadcast of erect appendages to be in breach of the code in the past even on unencrypted adult channels. Maybe C5 are testing the water again.

muggins14

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by BabelBrook:
“It is difficult to imagine what context argument could be made for a gratutitous shot. Ofcom have certainly adjudged the broadcast of erect appendages to be in breach of the code in the past even on unencrypted adult channels. Maybe C5 are testing the water again.”

Perhaps, like me, most people didn't even see this transgression! Nobody seems willing to tell me at exactly what point it occurred either

BlueStreak

09-08-2016

[quote=jp761;83511600]Much preferable to sloppy seconds!!

This chat is all very base on here today i'm quite shocked!

LOL! Well, it's making me giggle no end.

BlueStreak

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by muggins14:
“Perhaps, like me, most people didn't even see this transgression! Nobody seems willing to tell me at exactly what point it occurred either ”

Can't remember at what point in the programme it occurred. I was more 'oooer' at the angle of the dangle.

An Thropologist

09-08-2016

I'm not an expert but I am not sure you can use an erect penis to test water temperature. It would be good for wind direction though.

BabelBrook

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by muggins14:
“Perhaps, like me, most people didn't even see this transgression! Nobody seems willing to tell me at exactly what point it occurred either ”

About 5 mins before the end of the HLs

An Thropologist

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by muggins14:
“Perhaps, like me, most people didn't even see this transgression! Nobody seems willing to tell me at exactly what point it occurred either ”

I didn't see it either Muggins. I am guiessing in the last section fo the show after the final ad break. By then I had stopped watching and was just listening.

BabelBrook

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I'm not an expert but I am not sure you can use an erect penis to test water temperature. It would be good for wind direction though. ”

Do you mean if a flag is attached?

KT_Dog

09-08-2016

"The correct method of testing water is with your elbow. You should NEVER test it with your penis." (from: A Fathers Guide To Running Baths, 1976)

BlueStreak

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I didn't see it either Muggins. I am guiessing in the last section fo the show after the final ad break. By then I had stopped watching and was just listening.”

I thought Lewis had a bit of a stoop. Now I understand why

Tis a wonder he didn't sweep the floor.

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