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Old 09-08-2016, 17:32
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Thanks...I'm not surprised it's massive as Lewis is broad and tall. Anyone got a link to the whole scene without pixels? We flicked over to Naked Dating and started laughing at the contestants admiring another pretty small penis and saying it was big, so missed the whole thing.
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:42
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I believe that the general rule is if the dick is at the angle of Italy, then it's ok to show.
I always thought that too. It's called the Mull of Kintyre test. But apparently it's an urban myth! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mull_of_Kintyre_test
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:43
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Thanks...I'm not surprised it's massive as Lewis is broad and tall. Anyone got a link to the whole scene without pixels? We flicked over to Naked Dating and started laughing at the contestants admiring another pretty small penis and saying it was big, so missed the whole thing.
There is always 5+24
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:44
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Two huge dicks in one shot, should go down in television history.
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:47
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I think we've been rumbled ladies

Give me pictures of chocolate cheesecake any day of the week http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...30_634x496.jpg Sexy
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:47
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who cares whats broadcast!

I did hit the pause button thinking 'aww bless the young guy must be unwell'
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:49
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I watched last night's programme and didn't even notice they showed it till I saw this thread. Shows what happens when you get up to make a cuppa at the wrong moment.
I missed it too if it's any consolation. Never mind, in a list of 100 erect penis's I'd not mind seeing he still wouldn't be on it.
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:55
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Thanks...I'm not surprised it's massive as Lewis is broad and tall. Anyone got a link to the whole scene without pixels? We flicked over to Naked Dating and started laughing at the contestants admiring another pretty small penis and saying it was big, so missed the whole thing.
Broad and tall these thing's don't necessarily work out like that. lol

Massive.. blimey if you say so. lol
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:57
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Broad and tall these thing's don't necessarily work out like that. lol

Massive.. blimey if you say so. lol
It isn't how big it is, it is what you do with it and I can't see Lewis giving any woman pleasure - he is far too self centred and arrogant.
Edit to say Should I be talking about these things on here?
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:01
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It isn't how big it is, it is what you do with it and I can't see Lewis giving any woman pleasure - he is far too self centred and arrogant.
Edit to say Should I be talking about these things on here?
I know it is. I said that in another post. Didn't you see my driving a car analogy.

Size is about 10% to do with it, when it comes to being a sex machine that's it! lol
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:04
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I know it is. I said that in another post. Didn't you see my driving a car analogy.

Size is about 10% to do with it, when it comes to being a sex machine that's it! lol
I did and agree with you (from my limited experience LOL)
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:07
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I believe that the general rule is if the dick is at the angle of Italy, then it's ok to show.
I thought it was the Mull of Kintyre!
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:07
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I did and agree with you (from my limited experience LOL)
Regarding you talking about this stuff. Oh well jean, my almost 90 year old Nan comes out with rude stuff at times. My Mum goes Oh Mum!! My Nan says what.. I'm old enough!
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:08
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A number of channels, including Channel 4, have broadcast erections and even penetrations and ejaculations on occasion. It's very, very rare but does happen. Usually in documentaries or art house films though.
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:09
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Regarding you talking about this stuff. Oh well jean, my almost 90 year old Nan comes out with rude stuff at times. My Mum goes Oh Mum!! My Nan says what.. I'm old enough!
Good for her!
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:10
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Give me pictures of chocolate cheesecake any day of the week http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...30_634x496.jpg Sexy
Mmm I agree fu***** sexy in fact Mr sweet tooth would be all over that!
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:11
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Yes it's spirit. Not vulgar. Just you know she can come out with some carry on style stuff at times!
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:13
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He's rubbish with his stick according to the ex anyway. lol A bad driver of a good car is no use!

In fact. An excellent driver of a reasonable car is better use!!
Elementary my dear fellow
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:16
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Elementary my dear fellow
Ok you be Sherlock for today I do like to take control i'm usually Sherlock!!
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:17
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Here you go ----
http://lifestyle.one/heat/entertainm...enis-pictures/
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:57
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Give me pictures of chocolate cheesecake any day of the week http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...30_634x496.jpg Sexy
Oh yes. I would lick that in aheartbeat.
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Old 09-08-2016, 21:03
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Oh yes. I would lick that in aheartbeat.
Far better than the Lockets I was offered earlier Anth

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Old 09-08-2016, 21:20
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Far better than the Lockets I was offered earlier Anth

Oi cheeky that was thoughtful I like to keep cake to myself when ever possible. lol
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Old 09-08-2016, 21:52
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I haven't actually seen this I saw it flaccid last week... at this rate how some folks are talking he must be one hell of a grower! Or some people are getting a little over excited!

I'm sure he's average or just above! Like most peeps.
Actually l thought it didn't look real, and that is why he made sure that the cameras got a good look, the whole scene seemed staged, with Marnie "forgetting" she was naked and for Lewis needing to "expose" himself to remind her.
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Old 10-08-2016, 07:10
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I'm shocked at the men and women on here saying it was average or nothing special. You must have been very blessed in your own lives..

If 5-7 inches is average, then Lewis is most definitely not average. No wonder he wanted to show us all. *rolls eyes*
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