On last night's LF Saira takes Sam aside and tells her Lewis woke Marnie up in the middle of the night to show her a photo of his ex from the back of his eyelash box. And Saira says photos aren't allowed in the house, which is news to me because Jackson had pictures of his son and showed them to HMs without getting into trouble.
Cut to Lewis chatting to Bear and Chloe, banging on about this, getting all agitated and calling it "roof lash"
I don't understand any of it, why is Saira even involved and also since when are photos forbidden in the house?
If anyone knows what this palava is about, please tell me because I am completely confused.

Photos have never been allowed in the hosue. They have to be given to BB before entering the house and then they are given back to the HMs as a reward; usually after an humiliating or deameaning task in which someone's photos get shreaded.

The thing last nigth as I understand it was that a photo of Lewis's ex was on a packet or a box. The inference I draw is that he dated the woman who modelled for the image on that box. I gather he woke Marnie to show her this picutre of his ex. Why he felt the need to wake Marnie to tell her this (or even if he did) I have no idea. Why Siara was involved is anyones guess but presumably she witnessed all or part of his keeness to let it be known he had dated a model.

Or perhaps the point she was making was that it was a contraband or smuggled in photo.

This is the box in question...

https://brazenrouge.wordpress.com/20...must-have-buy/

Sam Faiers Eyelashes

Rooflash came from the beginning of the convo between Lewis and Bear when one of them said "ruthless lashes" referring to the lashes box, I imagine. One of them then abbreviated it to rooflash or ruthlash.

They were laughing and joking so much that you had to really squint your eyes to find Lewis' misery in the situation. They were both (Lewis and Marnie) grinning every time they looked at a camera

Marnie was sleeping in bed.
The time was approximately 9pm.

Lewis noticed some false eyelashes with a picture of an ex girlfriend on the box (possibly Sam Faiers who brands some eyelashes) and he woke his girlfriend up to tell her.
Marnie was not impressed and a small drama was hugely inflated by the lovers.

To those watching live feed and some of the housemates, and Saira in particular., the whole thing was manufactured for air time, possibly to compete with Bear and Chloe's sex show performed earlier.

Neither Marnie nor Lewis are good enough actors to carry it off convincingly.
They were both laughing throuout and glancing at the camera.

It was clearly scripted and only a fool would believe it.

The main point that Saira was trying to raise was that the whole 'arguement' was planned and staged for the cameras. It was very clear from LF that she was right. Both Lewis and Marnie's acting was atrocious. They were trying to drum up interest to give Lewis airtime, in the hope that the public will keep him in, to see what happens next. They are a joke and Saira is far too savvy to be taken in - as are the majority of the public, (one hopes).

Thanks, everyone.

No it wasn't that she'd witnessed it. It was that Marnie had been upset and went to talk to her about it. And Saira then went and told Sam what she'd said and that she thinks the whole thing was contrived... She was angry that Marnie had pulled her into the deception and was now only staying up late because she wanted to go to the diary room (which Marnie was currently occupying)... She claimed that she would "Stay up all night if that's what it took, but she WOULD go to the diary room." - and her reason for doing this was apparently that she wanted it on record that she didn't believe the photo story and that she didn't want any viewers thinking that she was somehow colluding with it. "Though I doubt they'll show it, even if I say it." she told Sam.

More and more Saira sounds like a forum member!

Bear talking about it to Chloe about it later on, saying he didn't believe Lewis' version of events.

Indeed the diary room is the last place you go to set the record straight with viewers. If she wanted to get something over to the viewers she would need to get bear with Bear and shriek it to us at the point of orgasm. That is the only wayt to ensure it is broadcast.

Yeh, the whole fight was totally contrived.
When Marnie came out and told Bear and Chloe about it, she couldn't keep a stupid little smirk off her face. She was so obviously playing a part. Lewis was hamming it up to the point of no return.
Saira's right.
If you're a bad actor, don't put on performances.