Tellymix: SIX Housemates threaten to leave over Chloe, Lewis and Bear

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kitkat1971

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by PotNoodleMonkey:
“Exactly. Bear is like the eternal house fly. You start off being nice - you open the windows. he won't leave. You try to coax him out the door by using a tea towel/maniacal hand movements. He's still in your environment shitting, pissing and puking everywhere. You then go after him with a bloody fly squatter. He still ignores you and continues to tread his faeces all over the environment. By the time you blow a cylinder or two, your armed to the friggin' teeth with industrial strength fly spray because once he's been exterminated out of bloody existence will you ever be able to reach your Nirvana state again. Yet, up to that point you've been nice to him but he will not leave you alone!

The caterpillar that turned into a butterfly is an analogy that does not fit Bear at all. He is the maggot that blossomed into a raging Bluebottle.

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As I was reading I was nodding and thinking, I bet even after the fly spray you'd find he'd laid eggs somewhere moist in this hot weather so when you opened your wheelie bing you'd find maggots a couple of days later. Then I read your last paragraph!

Great minds....

roseblue1

10-08-2016

There not going anywhere...there fee will make sure they don't.

Xuri

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by kitkat1971:
“I bet even after the fly spray you'd find he'd laid eggs somewhere moist in this hot weather so when you opened your wheelie bing you'd find maggots a couple of days later.”

From now on I'm calling Chloe "Wheelie".

JVS

10-08-2016

Perhaps they ought to show Bear's attempted DR escape to cheer the HMs up.

kitkat1971

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Xuri:
“From now on I'm calling Chloe "Wheelie".”

Ha!

The punchline to my post is that after typing it, i reached for the glass of wine i'd poured minutes earlier to discover a fly had committed suicide in it! So had to throw it away.

Do you think that is the universe's way ot saying we're right or wrong to compare Bear to flies? I'm thinking flies are horrified at the comparison, hence the suicide.

Bunions

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by kitkat1971:
“Ha!

The punchline to my post is that after typing it, i reached for the glass of wine i'd poured minutes earlier to discover a fly had committed suicide in it! So had to throw it away.

Do you think that is the universe's way ot saying we're right or wrong to compare Bear to flies? I'm thinking flies are horrified at the comparison, hence the suicide.”

As in 'Lord of the' sounds about right.

Xuri

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by kitkat1971:
“Do you think that is the universe's way ot saying we're right or wrong to compare Bear to flies? I'm thinking flies are horrified at the comparison, hence the suicide.”

Maybe it just wanted to get shit-faced in tribute.

SpiritedAway

10-08-2016

I so wish Lewis had gone yesterday. Despite how much of this situation is producer manipulated in favor of the flop four, had the public gotten it right last eviction, these fools would not be so high on themselves and acting like they have the upperhand. It's clear that they do. They just have too much power.

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