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Strictlyfan17
10-08-2016
I made a thread like this last year and it proved quite popular so I thought I'd do one this year. Does anyone have any ideas as for the types of lines that the judges will use throughout the series. We always get various cliché sorts of comments made by the judges (with regards to the celebrities jobs ect) so does anyone have any ideas for comments that they may pull out this year?
A.D.P
10-08-2016
Maybe a

Balls up.
That dance was a load of old balls.
That was a very young dance.
Your an dance idol.

They have writers and if course music can be themed....great balls of fire.
davegold
10-08-2016
You've yet to get your bearings, Mr Balls.
This isn't the national lottery but Balls has come out and won the jackpot.
aggs
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by Strictlyfan17:
“I made a thread like this last year and it proved quite popular so I thought I'd do one this year. Does anyone have any ideas as for the types of lines that the judges will use throughout the series. We always get various cliché sorts of comments made by the judges (with regards to the celebrities jobs ect) so does anyone have any ideas for comments that they may pull out this year?”

But it's your first post?
Strictlyfan17
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“But it's your first post? ”

I had a different account that I often posted things using but then forgot the password one day and so I had to make another account (which is this one) and so yes this is my first post using this account but no this isn't my very first account either
Doghouse Riley
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by Strictlyfan17:
“I made a thread like this last year and it proved quite popular so I thought I'd do one this year. Does anyone have any ideas as for the types of lines that the judges will use throughout the series. We always get various cliché sorts of comments made by the judges (with regards to the celebrities jobs ect) so does anyone have any ideas for comments that they may pull out this year?”

It's an opportunity to make your own "Buzzword Bingo" cards, to play with friends and family during the programmes.
Strictlyfan17
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by Doghouse Riley:
“It's an opportunity to make your own "Buzzword Bingo" cards, to play with friends and family during the programmes.”

That's a good idea - let's see how many we can manage to get
claremonts
10-08-2016
Laura-"whatmore can we ask of you"? ( I know I'm a vowel out-is it allowed)?
Strictlyfan17
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by claremonts:
“Laura-"whatmore can we ask of you"? ( I know I'm a vowel out-is it allowed)?”

That's fine - it's a good one anyway
claremonts
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by Strictlyfan17:
“That's fine - it's a good one anyway”

Thank you-I have only been posting for the last month or so but just saw your thread and think it's great 🙂
DUHO
10-08-2016
Don't know about New Labour Ed but it felt like Hard Labour watching that
Strictlyfan17
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by claremonts:
“Thank you-I have only been posting for the last month or so but just saw your thread and think it's great 🙂”

Thanks - if you have any more ideas just keep posting them
By the end of it I hope we'll end up with quite a selection
Strictlyfan17
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by DUHO:
“Don't know about New Labour Ed but it felt like Hard Labour watching that”

That's a good one - keep them coming
DUHO
10-08-2016
Wow Will never mind being a pop idol you are a DANCE IDOL after that dance
Strictlyfan17
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by DUHO:
“Wow Will never mind being a pop idol you are a DANCE IDOL after that dance”

Another good one that sounds like something that would be said towards the end of the competition (provided he lives up to expectation and remains in the competition for the long run)
jiroos
11-08-2016
Not enough ball and too much foot Ed!

After that Will, never mind leaving right now - you're not gonna be leaving any time soon!

You really lit my fire with that routine Will!

After that Will, anything is possible.

That was a 'Laura Laura' fun (dreadful I know!!!)

I don't know about Irish eyes but I'm definitely smiling after that Laura!

You may be a celebrity Laura, but, after what you've just done, you're not getting out of here now! (bit controversial this one as references "the other [dark] side")
Gill P
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by DUHO:
“Wow Will never mind being a pop idol you are a DANCE IDOL after that dance”

Typical Len remark! Remember he said to Jay "You're not going anywhere - you are wanted"?
DUHO
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by Gill P:
“Typical Len remark! Remember he said to Jay "You're not going anywhere - you are wanted"?”

yes it does sound like a Len type of comment....

as soon as a few others are announced ill have a few more goes
DUHO
11-08-2016
or even "I donT know about pop idol Will, that was more like bone idle..............."
dippydancing
11-08-2016
To Will:
After that, Anything Is Possible...
It's true what they say, Where there's a Will there's a way.
After that dance, I don't think you'll Leave Right Now.

Why am I not Len's gag writer? Surely these are bad enough to get me that gig.

As for Ed Balls, he is just the one-liner gift that keeps giving. Indeed this might be the secret of perpetual motion discovered at long last.
Strictlyfan17
13-08-2016
Anyone got any more?
claremonts
17-08-2016
"Danny Mac-after that performance you'd better hurry back" - play on words to the song Jimmy Mac.
jiroos
17-08-2016
Originally Posted by jiroos:
“Not enough ball and too much foot Ed!

After that Will, never mind leaving right now - you're not gonna be leaving any time soon!

You really lit my fire with that routine Will!

After that Will, anything is possible.

That was a 'Laura Laura' fun (dreadful I know!!!)

I don't know about Irish eyes but I'm definitely smiling after that Laura!

You may be a celebrity Laura, but, after what you've just done, you're not getting out of here now! (bit controversial this one as references "the other [dark] side")”

Originally Posted by dippydancing:
“To Will:
After that, Anything Is Possible...
It's true what they say, Where there's a Will there's a way.
After that dance, I don't think you'll Leave Right Now.

Why am I not Len's gag writer? Surely these are bad enough to get me that gig.

As for Ed Balls, he is just the one-liner gift that keeps giving. Indeed this might be the secret of perpetual motion discovered at long last.”

Few similarities, I see...
jiroos
17-08-2016
Ore, Ore, Ore, Oi, Oi Oi !!!

Well, that wasn't ALL doom & gloom Melvin!

Please Louise, can we see that again?

Danny, never mind Dodger, you've certainly dodged the dance-off after that!!!

Daisy Daisy, you've certainly given us the right answer with that!

(Why is it I can only hear Len's voice in my head as I am writing these? Has his sense of humour finally got me?!)
claremonts
17-08-2016
Originally Posted by jiroos:
“Ore, Ore, Ore, Oi, Oi Oi !!!

Well, that wasn't ALL doom & gloom Melvin!

Please Louise, can we see that again?

Danny, never mind Dodger, you've certainly dodged the dance-off after that!!!

Daisy Daisy, you've certainly given us the right answer with that!

(Why is it I can only hear Len's voice in my head as I am writing these? Has his sense of humour finally got me?!)”

I Think we're all going into Len mode when we're doing this! 😧
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