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Old 10-08-2016, 19:44
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Three months wages in 5 minutes sounds good to me plus my boss is not bad looking.
Does your boss look like anyone well known just so we can relate?
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Old 10-08-2016, 19:49
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Does your boss look like anyone well known just so we can relate?
A little bit like Jo Joyner.
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Old 10-08-2016, 19:50
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A little bit like Jo Joyner.
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Old 10-08-2016, 19:59
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Is that a yes then? 😉
Absolutely not
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:03
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Why does this go past the limit or red line to you?

Do you not especially get on with your boss?
It's nothing to do with who my boss is. I just wouldn't do it. It's horribly degrading and undignified, even for a million.

Obviously others will think differently, that's their call.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:03
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Too horrific or too undignified?
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:14
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It's nothing to do with who my boss is. I just wouldn't do it. It's horribly degrading and undignified, even for a million.

Obviously others will think differently, that's their call.
It wouldn't necessarily be horrible, personal perspective if you enjoy it I guess!
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:16
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But , what if you are your own boss .
If you can kiss your own ass for five minutes then I'd suggest you'd probably earned it.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:17
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If you can kiss your own ass for five minutes then I'd suggest you'd probably earned it.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:19
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Yeah it's a million pounds. .if my boss was fine with it of course I'd split the money 50/50..

Now where does the money come from.? .That's an important part of the equation more so than the actual act...

Endemol?
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:21
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Yeah it's a million pounds. .if my boss was fine with it of course I'd split the money 50/50..

Now where does the money come from.? .That's an important part of the equation more so than the actual act...

Endemol?
For some reason (tiredness, probably) I misread that as Ecuador and was trying to figure out if I was missing out on some awesomely obscure CT/geopolitical humour.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:22
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Yeah it's a million pounds. .if my boss was fine with it of course I'd split the money 50/50..

Now where does the money come from.? .That's an important part of the equation more so than the actual act...

Endemol?
An eccentric millionaire who will observe the act from a distance.

They just want your boss to be happy and their turned on by power role play bottom kissing so they have killed two bird's with one stone and made this offer!
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:24
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I guess the million would mean they wouldn't have to continue being your boss for very much longer, so it's probably doable. Would I be able to take fifteen quid up front for a bottle of gin? I think that would help.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:25
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I guess the million would mean they wouldn't have to continue being your boss for very much longer, so it's probably doable. Would I be able to take fifteen quid up front for a bottle of gin? I think that would help.
No advance fees I'm afraid
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:28
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It wouldn't necessarily be horrible, personal perspective if you enjoy it I guess!
It would be for me.

But I did say others might see it differently, and that's their call.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:32
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Yes, what an easy way to make £1m.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:35
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Yes of course
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:36
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I would throw in a complimentary reach around for that kind of money.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:37
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No advance fees I'm afraid
Lend us fifteen quid? I'll pay you back a hundred.
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:43
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I would throw in a complimentary reach around for that kind of money.
Your a real trooper!
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Old 10-08-2016, 21:05
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I would but doubt if its physically possible as I'm self employed!!!!
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Old 10-08-2016, 21:28
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Kissing for five minutes ? Do you mean constantly pecking or using tongue ?

If boss was male I would ,even using tongue
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Old 10-08-2016, 21:40
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Kissing for five minutes ? Do you mean constantly pecking or using tongue ?

If boss was male I would ,even using tongue
Tender intimate pecking. Tongue is voluntary but would be accepted
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Old 10-08-2016, 21:48
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As a bystander I would just think the rich aren't paying nearly enough in taxes.
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Old 10-08-2016, 21:52
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No I wouldn't. My boss is a very lovely lady and I'm sure her rear is nice enough, but I couldn't kiss it for 5 minutes.
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