Would you kiss your bosses naked rear for 5 minutes for £1m?

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Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Steven88:
“Three months wages in 5 minutes sounds good to me plus my boss is not bad looking.”

Does your boss look like anyone well known just so we can relate?

Steven88

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Does your boss look like anyone well known just so we can relate?”

A little bit like Jo Joyner.

Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Steven88:
“A little bit like Jo Joyner.”

Thanks!

gdjman68wasdigi

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Is that a yes then? 😉”

Absolutely not

blueblade

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Why does this go past the limit or red line to you?

Do you not especially get on with your boss?”

It's nothing to do with who my boss is. I just wouldn't do it. It's horribly degrading and undignified, even for a million.

Obviously others will think differently, that's their call.

Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by gdjman68wasdigi:
“Absolutely not”

Too horrific or too undignified?

Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by blueblade:
“It's nothing to do with who my boss is. I just wouldn't do it. It's horribly degrading and undignified, even for a million.

Obviously others will think differently, that's their call.”

It wouldn't necessarily be horrible, personal perspective if you enjoy it I guess!

stoatie

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Fretter:
“But , what if you are your own boss .”

If you can kiss your own ass for five minutes then I'd suggest you'd probably earned it.

Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by stoatie:
“If you can kiss your own ass for five minutes then I'd suggest you'd probably earned it.”

👏

NoseyLouie

10-08-2016

Yeah it's a million pounds. .if my boss was fine with it of course I'd split the money 50/50..

Now where does the money come from.? .That's an important part of the equation more so than the actual act...

Endemol?

stoatie

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by NoseyLouie:
“Yeah it's a million pounds. .if my boss was fine with it of course I'd split the money 50/50..

Now where does the money come from.? .That's an important part of the equation more so than the actual act...

Endemol?”

For some reason (tiredness, probably) I misread that as Ecuador and was trying to figure out if I was missing out on some awesomely obscure CT/geopolitical humour.

Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

An eccentric millionaire who will observe the act from a distance.

They just want your boss to be happy and their turned on by power role play bottom kissing so they have killed two bird's with one stone and made this offer!

stoatie

10-08-2016

I guess the million would mean they wouldn't have to continue being your boss for very much longer, so it's probably doable. Would I be able to take fifteen quid up front for a bottle of gin? I think that would help.

Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by stoatie:
“I guess the million would mean they wouldn't have to continue being your boss for very much longer, so it's probably doable. Would I be able to take fifteen quid up front for a bottle of gin? I think that would help.”

No advance fees I'm afraid

blueblade

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“It wouldn't necessarily be horrible, personal perspective if you enjoy it I guess!”

It would be for me.

But I did say others might see it differently, and that's their call.

SegaGamer

10-08-2016

Yes, what an easy way to make £1m.

mystery23

10-08-2016

Yes of course

GeneralMayhem

10-08-2016

I would throw in a complimentary reach around for that kind of money.

stoatie

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“No advance fees I'm afraid ”

Lend us fifteen quid? I'll pay you back a hundred.

Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by GeneralMayhem:
“I would throw in a complimentary reach around for that kind of money.”

Your a real trooper!

Verrillion

10-08-2016

I would but doubt if its physically possible as I'm self employed!!!!

Taintedmeat

10-08-2016

Kissing for five minutes ? Do you mean constantly pecking or using tongue ?

If boss was male I would ,even using tongue

Hildaonpluto

10-08-2016

Originally Posted by Taintedmeat:
“Kissing for five minutes ? Do you mean constantly pecking or using tongue ?

If boss was male I would ,even using tongue”

Tender intimate pecking. Tongue is voluntary but would be accepted

KarlSomething

10-08-2016

As a bystander I would just think the rich aren't paying nearly enough in taxes.

Whedonite

10-08-2016

No I wouldn't. My boss is a very lovely lady and I'm sure her rear is nice enough, but I couldn't kiss it for 5 minutes.

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