Because 5 minutes is too long just for a million pounds?! 😉

Yes! Even if it was Rupert Murdoch!

I wouldn't give it a quick peck for 1 million.

I'm a bit funny when it comes to money. I don't want to do something undignified for a large sum like that.

Although saying that, I do often do undignified things for my not very large paycheck. I feel like I've earned it though.

Yes I would for a million quid.

Christ, some gits where I've worked have done it for 20p an hour extra

Now that's a hell of a lot of kissing to get to a million.

Where do I sign on the dotted line.

I promise not to tell Jerry!

Think what you could do with a million!
Even buy dettol soap to wash your kissing lips afterwards to wash away any germs you collected whilst earning your fat paycheque! 😘

True. I'm a simple person with a simple life though. i don't want money so badly, that I'd be willing to literally kiss arse for it.

Have you either unliterally kissed arse but for a lower price?

Not really. I've never had to.

Well I just logged back in..

Erm hypothetical btw. .I have my savings which I could set up as capital in a small business. .say market stall..in Edina or Glasgow at Sloanes..seeing as paddys is gone..you could buy into whatever share..actually I've just thought. .

Hoi! hildaonpluto (it's not a planet!)
Could a joint boss do 50/50 2.5mins each?

Fair do's for a fair question. .hehe!

Capitalism and crap..etc..

I would definitely do it! Thankfully my boss is quite a fitty anyway, with a nice backside (well as far as I can see through suit trousers) so that works out brilliantly.

Something tells me then you'd do it for a lot less than one million!

Fifty Quid?

Sorry no task splitting! You pick which bosses arse you want to kiss and then get on your knees and start earning!!!

The recipient of your kiss needs 5 minutes of it to savour the tender affection your bestowing on them

Maybe Tom Daley needs a PA Hilda?

What an odd thread. I think most people would - beats kissing it metaphorically for 20 years to earn £1m.

OP needs a cold shower.

Nope not even for 2 million

I'd prefer Max Whitlock or those Italian artistic diver's who competed tonight

How come? High principles or high disgust?

High principles, and healthy bank balance

Lucky you! 😁

Yes I would for 1M, that's pretty mild for such a large sum tbf

My wife hasn't got that much money

Are we just talking a kiss or fully toungue punching the balloon knot?

As I've always believed - everyone has their price
I'd do that for a cool mil. As long as vomiting doesn't cause disqualification

You have such a way with words!!!