If anyone was in any doubt about how fake Lewis and Marnies showmance is the incredibly insincere conversation in the smoking area on last nights show should make it all to clear.

It litterally looked like a scene from Towie - how do these people get airtime!

How do they get airtime? By the constant sexual activities & the flashing of parts of the body usually covered when other people are around. By the lus, aggressive behaviour which never ceases, by the high drama at all times, by being "on" all waking hours.

Yep indeed - by playing to the lowest comon denominator

Thought this was CBB not Towie???

Sorry, you're behind the times. This is now CBB Sexy Essex ex-Geordies on the Beach.

notice on TOWIE they never mention that cast members have been, or are currently in, BB

BB has been turning into Towie for years now - it's nothing new.

There's no sex in TOWIE though