Hello! Thanks Richie for the thread!

I'm only watching the first show as I'm out at 10 30pm to drink! But will be glancing at my phone to see who goes cos lets be honest, James sadly won't be Top 2

At least I'll be out drinking when James gets evicted.

Evening all

Are we all ready for another night of madness?

That's what Moosie said about you but I didn't believe it

. I'd just like to state for the record that the nuts are currently unlicked

Leave those nuts alone!

Watching the forum here, but watching the cycling on tv .

Marcus: "Tonight, be prepared for the biggest warning yet! #CBB"
https://twitter.com/marcusBBbentley/...83292212027392

Get Chloe out chants.

Cheers for Marnie.

Boos for the rest.

Prediction for the mob.

Always best to save a little something for later

So much for the DS DR being private

Wot more can they possibly add to it???

I am eating a bowl of cabbage
You can some if you like

I've bugged it, pays to keep an ear on the gossip - know your enemies

hilarious i am sure it will be !

Err err .... I would hate to deprive you!

Chilli Doritos ready along with some Pepsi Max - check

all stocked up - check

Plastic animal play which may upset and offend.

Scenes of surgically enhanced body parts exploding.

Scenes of auto asphyxiation as Bear finally pisses himself off so massively he tries to suffocate himself in Chloe's massive tits.

too late i have scoffed it

You could suffocate a small country in those tits!

Well bugger. I was so looking forward to it too

Tucks back in to pizza

Distressing scenes of contortion as Lewis attempts to ACTUALLY disappear up his own arse.

Really not in the mood tonight to even watch the first show especially knowing James is going to go.

Collective prayer time

First let us pray that James is in the top 2 and scuppers their plans for this twist, and that we FINALLY rid ourselves of one of the showmances tonight

Second, pray for Emma Willis when she goes into that lions den, and has to trudge into that sour atmosphere and stand amongst that riff raff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbWSu0yZMDU

Stop it Salv - you're in the 'depression' phase.

I'm going to vote for the Whale.

He's got a real chance of survival, and if they rig it for Chloe, THEN I'll lose it.

Puts lead in Salv's pencil.