"Look at me, I'm sitting on the floor in a f***ing toilet trying to sell you into loving me, because I love you so much".
"I love you more".
"I need you to f***ing teach me about how to love someone properly".
"I'll teach you that".
"Please Babe, I'm beggin' ya".
Even they must have been cringing at how fake it all sounded. I bet it's part of a script from one of their shows.