By now we've all seen the pictures or Lewis and Marnie together before going in the house but 'all of sudden' they're in love despite everyone inside and outside the house calling it a sham.

How far are they going to go with this charade?

It's honestly an embarrassing joke with near Neighbours level acting. I say 'near' because it's not quite up to those lofty standards.

I think they'll continue for the duration for sure, they've staked everything on that 'relationship'. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if they took it all the way to milk every last drop they can.

They're such a pair of attention seeking desperados that, if OK waved a cheque for a tenner at them for their wedding rights, they would marry just to get their mooeys in the media.

Other than that, once they've spent the night in Premier Inn Borehamwood shagging, the relationship will be done and dusted and they'll be coating each other off to any rag that will listen

I don't know if they'd even spend the night in the Premier Inn. To my eyes, there's literally nothing there, it's a completely hollow romance made of rice paper.

To have a successful showmance atleast one of them would have to be likeable/entertaining. They are just a pair of bores who have used eachother for air time.

Rennie and bear will marry first
Lewis will marry Lewis if he hasn't already

Well, Stephanie is allegedly pregnant with Jeremy's child, which is going pretty far by anyone's standards. As much as I dislike Marnie, I think she has a few more brain cells than Steph so I think they wil,milk it for all its worth for the celeb mags & nightclub appearances before amicably parting citing distance as an issue. Leaves the way open for rekindling the "romance" should they need some ready cash in the future.

Lewis will marry lewis.....nice one

Once outside, it'll probably be a race to see who can expose who first!

I can just see the headlines now, "LEWIS LURED US INTO FAKE ROMANCE IN BB SHAM RELATIONSHIP SHOCKER!" by Marnie Simpson.

he was also bridesmaid, and he gave the bestest Best Man speech in history

I suppose he would be best placed to give a good bestman speech, i mean talking about himself and his bride (himself) must be his full time occupation.

I think he's studied Hugh Grant and is using his tactics in the films on Marnie it will all end in tears - for her!

Marnie might be a bit brighter than Stephanie but the night they came out of the shower there was no evidence of a condom, not unless she's on the pill.

the closest Lewis will get is a kebab & then Lewis puts an onion ring on Marnie's finger

I hope so, poor little kid, what chance would it have ?

Think a lot of young women have the contraceptive implant these days. The condoms are protection against STDs rather than to prevent pregnancy.

Who's Rennie? Isn't that a heartburn tablet?

Don't forget that he's also a fully qualified Cocktail waiter/barman. And possibly directing the inevitable film crew (aka mate with a camera-phone)

He's gonna be busy at their (his) wedding.

He would probably be ordained from an on line ministery in the USA and conduct the wedding himself in the States.

Fixed your post for you

"Do I, Lewis Bloor, take me Lewis Bloor to have, and to hold....

....let them speak now or forever hold their peace"

*someone runs into the church.... "STOP THE WEDDING!!"

..... it's Lewis.

...who says... "Lewis! Lewis just isn't good enough for you Lewis!"

Ha ha ha ha

The classic Stephanie Davis and Jeremy O'Connell scenario. As soon as they're out the house it'll end as quickly as it once began.

they were friends before they entered the house and have the same management, so no.