If they paid me a fee that they are paying the other's I would go in a heart beat.

Its ok, most people understood your joke.

Ofcom does nothing

I got your irony.

Where's those little gremlin devils that would make bear slip in his own oil
Slick and break his leg forcing him into hospital. Therefore out

Why didn't they show bear tipping tomato soup and tinned tomatoes in bathroom?

this was the least funny thing he has done so far, there wasn't even any 'banter', he was like a jaded, bitter, prankster running out of ideas

To be fair, that is quite funny.

same shit in a different place, even CBB have some limits, a maximum of two unfunny pranks per episode

I don't think he has the ability to physically clean it up either - I'm not being snarky or calling him thick - just pointing out that oil is a bastard to clean up and he should have been stopped from doing it in the first place. I don't think he'd bother making sure he got every last bit up.

And as for Heavy D - jesus christ. He actually said the words "Bear does it" when asked why he was wasting food....! And as for that angry breathing before Big Brother spoke to him - all because he was put up for nomination? After HE NOMINATED PEOPLE TOO!?

I really don't think that those two are fully there - even before all that 'BOOM BOOM' bollocks for a 43 year old man!

Thanks Aimee and BillyLagan.

No one could seriously find that idiot pouring oil all over the floor funny.

BB should have give him 1,000 Cotton Buds and told him to clean up ever drop.

If I was a housemate in there I would have 'slipped' on that oil and milked it for all it was worth. Scare the fcuk out of Bear and BB.

I Would have dipped his cigs in it

Lol.

"Exxon the Beach...."

. Clever! Well done