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Old 14-08-2016, 22:26
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Is that why James made such a hatchet job of nominations. He nominated a supposed ally when he really had the chance to get rid of one of the gruesome foursome. He talks the talk but there is no substance .
Aubrey was right he needs Jesus to have a word with him about noms..
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Old 14-08-2016, 22:27
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That cracked me up!

It's the first time Aubrey has been interesting.

I liked Katie screaming at Heavy d as well.
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Old 14-08-2016, 22:29
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Jesus is not in bb though if he was he'd be evicted for walking on the pool

James has the devil in him or is it marnie that has the devil in her
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Old 14-08-2016, 22:30
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He will have to listen to 3 hours of waffle before James has finished saying hello.
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Old 14-08-2016, 22:33
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Jesus wept.....a bit like me watching this 'Reality' TV.
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Old 14-08-2016, 22:52
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Jesus only works for US TV though - Aubrey didn't realise that
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:02
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That's something I'd like to see! A prophets edition of BB.

*Muhammad has been called to the diary room after attempting to behead Jesus*
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:05
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That's something I'd like to see! A prophets edition of BB.

*Muhammad has been called to the diary room after attempting to behead Jesus*
Buh dda is meditaytin in the smorkin eria
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:08
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Moses has received a warning for attempting to part the swimming pool.
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:09
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If Jesus is anything like me, he'll have been watching Dragons Den.
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:11
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If Jesus is anything like me, he'll have been watching Dragons Den.
Is he likely to be like you KT? Did he for instance produce a transcript of the sermon on the mount? I think not!
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:14
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Is he likely to be like you KT? Did he for instance produce a transcript of the sermon on the mount? I think not!
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:16
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Gawd in any guise, please, let trouble makers, instigators, cheeky chappies, see the error of their ways and........GET ''EM OUT!
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:17
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Gawd in any guise, please, let trouble makers, instigators, cheeky chappies, see the error of their ways and........GET ''EM OUT!
And Jesus said "Blessed are the trouble makers" - or was it cheese makers?
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:25
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Jesus is too busy and they couldn't find enough wise men either.
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:25
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Is he likely to be like you KT? Did he for instance produce a transcript of the sermon on the mount? I think not!
Well if he didn't, then how do we know about it?

🌩 Was not the bible, the greatest of all transcripts? 🌙
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:26
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Well if he didn't, then how do we know about it?

🌩 Was not the bible, the greatest of all transcripts? 🌙
Oh that is highly moot. I suggest we retire to GD to discuss it!
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:28
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And Jesus said "Blessed are the trouble makers" - or was it cheese makers?
TV today has a lot smelly cheese makers at the helm
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:28
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I wonder if Jesus would have turned the other cheek to Bear, I reckon he would have booted him in the bollocks?
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:31
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TV today has a lot smelly cheese makers at the helm
Well he did say they would become the children of VOD (Video on demand)
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:35
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Aww Aubrey pretending to be the good little religious girl as she blaspheme every other f*cking word
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Old 14-08-2016, 23:39
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Aww Aubrey pretending to be the good little religious girl as she blaspheme every other f*cking word
Jesus Christ Almighty, I get your point......
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Old 15-08-2016, 00:47
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"Would Judas come to the Diary Room....we have a secret task for you, Judas. All you have to do is kiss Jesus to betray him. If you succeed, you win the money, and Jesus...err...well, we have a special task for him too, involving a big wooden cross...and err...you can now leave the diary room, Judas..."

BB producer 1: "Have we gone too far with this task"?

BB producer 2: "Nahhh...it'll be tv gold".





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Old 15-08-2016, 01:58
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Jesus Christ Almighty, I get your point......
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Old 15-08-2016, 02:07
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And Jesus said "Blessed are the trouble makers" - or was it cheese makers?
The folks who make the cheeses of Nazareth?

( Sorry. Couldn't stop myself. )
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