|
||||||||
Is Jesus to busy for big brother. |
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
|
#1 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 2,082
|
Is Jesus to busy for big brother.
Is that why James made such a hatchet job of nominations. He nominated a supposed ally when he really had the chance to get rid of one of the gruesome foursome. He talks the talk but there is no substance .
Aubrey was right he needs Jesus to have a word with him about noms..
|
|
|
|
|
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 797
|
That cracked me up!
![]() It's the first time Aubrey has been interesting. I liked Katie screaming at Heavy d as well. |
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 792
|
Jesus is not in bb though if he was he'd be evicted for walking on the pool
James has the devil in him or is it marnie that has the devil in her |
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 3,034
|
He will have to listen to 3 hours of waffle before James has finished saying hello.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 6,331
|
Jesus wept.....a bit like me watching this 'Reality' TV.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,140
|
Jesus only works for US TV though - Aubrey didn't realise that
|
|
|
|
|
|
#7 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 5,396
|
That's something I'd like to see! A prophets edition of BB.
*Muhammad has been called to the diary room after attempting to behead Jesus* |
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,130
|
Quote:
That's something I'd like to see! A prophets edition of BB.
*Muhammad has been called to the diary room after attempting to behead Jesus* |
|
|
|
|
|
#9 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 5,396
|
Moses has received a warning for attempting to part the swimming pool.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 3,668
|
If Jesus is anything like me, he'll have been watching Dragons Den.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#11 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,130
|
Quote:
If Jesus is anything like me, he'll have been watching Dragons Den.
Did he for instance produce a transcript of the sermon on the mount? ![]() I think not!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,442
|
Quote:
Is he likely to be like you KT?
Did he for instance produce a transcript of the sermon on the mount? ![]() I think not!![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 6,331
|
Gawd in any guise, please, let trouble makers, instigators, cheeky chappies, see the error of their ways and........GET ''EM OUT!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,130
|
Quote:
Gawd in any guise, please, let trouble makers, instigators, cheeky chappies, see the error of their ways and........GET ''EM OUT!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#15 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 1,369
|
Jesus is too busy and they couldn't find enough wise men either.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#16 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 3,668
|
Quote:
Is he likely to be like you KT?
Did he for instance produce a transcript of the sermon on the mount? ![]() I think not!🌩 Was not the bible, the greatest of all transcripts? 🌙 |
|
|
|
|
|
#17 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,130
|
Quote:
Well if he didn't, then how do we know about it?
🌩 Was not the bible, the greatest of all transcripts? 🌙 ![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
#18 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 6,331
|
Quote:
And Jesus said "Blessed are the trouble makers" - or was it cheese makers?
![]() TV today has a lot smelly cheese makers at the helm
|
|
|
|
|
|
#19 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: London
Posts: 16,529
|
I wonder if Jesus would have turned the other cheek to Bear, I reckon he would have booted him in the bollocks?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#20 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 16,130
|
Quote:
TV today has a lot smelly cheese makers at the helm ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#21 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wales...Land of the Dragon
Posts: 11,430
|
Aww Aubrey pretending to be the good little religious girl as she blaspheme every other f*cking word
|
|
|
|
|
#22 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 6,331
|
Quote:
Aww Aubrey pretending to be the good little religious girl as she blaspheme every other f*cking word
![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
#23 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 797
|
"Would Judas come to the Diary Room....we have a secret task for you, Judas. All you have to do is kiss Jesus to betray him. If you succeed, you win the money, and Jesus...err...well, we have a special task for him too, involving a big wooden cross...and err...you can now leave the diary room, Judas..."
BB producer 1: "Have we gone too far with this task"? BB producer 2: "Nahhh...it'll be tv gold".
|
|
|
|
|
|
#24 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wales...Land of the Dragon
Posts: 11,430
|
|
|
|
|
|
#25 |
|
Forum Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 456
|
Quote:
And Jesus said "Blessed are the trouble makers" - or was it cheese makers?
![]() ( Sorry. Couldn't stop myself. )
|
|
|
|
![]() |
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 13:17.






)