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Old 15-08-2016, 02:08
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Eeight Fifteyy Siex PM. The Prophet Muhammad has been called to the Diary Room:

BB: "Muhammad, before you entered the big brother house, you were informed of the rules regarding unacceptable conduct.

Muhammad: "Yeees?"

BB: Beheading, slavery, mass-slaughter, polygamy and pedophilia all breach the code of acceptable behaviour."


Muhammad: "I understand"

BB: "Big brother is left with no choice but to evict you from the house immediately."

Muhammad:

BB: "Zoroaster will collect your beard-trimmer, sword and other belongings.
Please leave via the door to your left. The giant security guard will escort you out."


Muhammad: "Allahu Akbaaarrr!!!"
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Old 15-08-2016, 02:44
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Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead.
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Old 15-08-2016, 08:13
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Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead.
"...and that's why you were saved Marnie. God chose my... I mean our relationship over theirs."
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Old 15-08-2016, 08:22
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Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead.
Lol

Jesus loves Lewis everyone else just thinks he is ****
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Old 15-08-2016, 09:40
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Aubrey, no gobbing on the loaves and fishes...
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Old 15-08-2016, 09:50
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They would never let Jesus into the house.
He would render the shopping task pointless, not to mention BB's control of the alcohol.
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Old 15-08-2016, 10:06
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"Mary Magdalene & Bear are searching for baby wipes in the storeroom"
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Old 15-08-2016, 10:11
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"Mary Magdalene & Bear are searching for baby wipes in the storeroom"
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Old 15-08-2016, 10:12
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superb thread
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Old 15-08-2016, 10:12
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I see St Patrick is going in to get rid of the snakes
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Old 15-08-2016, 10:40
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As long as they exclude Isaiah - he would probably just wander around the house shouting DOOM, DOOM and it would be very tedious.......hang on, wait a minute....
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Old 15-08-2016, 12:02
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Quality thread. A leetle controversial in places, but mostly hilarious.
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Old 15-08-2016, 12:43
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Noah dropped out when he found out there was only one zebra.
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Old 15-08-2016, 12:50
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Ju hoova as gan te tack te beg brotha aboot Jimes.
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Old 15-08-2016, 13:59
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Ju hoova as gan te tack te beg brotha aboot Jimes.
"The Jehovah's Witnesses have been waiting at the diary room door for the past 21 minutes, Big Brother is pretending nobody is home"
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Old 15-08-2016, 14:42
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"The Jehovah's Witnesses have been waiting at the diary room door for the past 21 minutes, Big Brother is pretending nobody is home"
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Old 15-08-2016, 15:43
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HM: Lazarus mate, are you...are you dead?

Lazarus: Not any more!
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Old 15-08-2016, 15:46
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HM: Lazarus mate, are you...are you dead?

Lazarus: Not any more!
He was only in a secret house next door.
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Old 15-08-2016, 16:00
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Methuselah would be one of those boring, and dull, "oldies" no doubt.
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Old 15-08-2016, 16:09
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He's got his own reality tv show, you can find it on one of those dodgy channels.
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Old 15-08-2016, 16:33
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2:54 pm: After the 'Slaughter the Lion' task Samson is having a nap and Delilah is looking for a pair of scissors. Eve is talking to the Tree of Temptation.
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Old 15-08-2016, 17:01
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Joshua has to go this week - he is so arrogant and always blowing his own trumpet.
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Old 15-08-2016, 17:04
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2:54 pm: After the 'Slaughter the Lion' task Samson is having a nap and Delilah is looking for a pair of scissors. Eve is talking to the Tree of Temptation.
And Adam is asking if there is anything to eat.
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Old 15-08-2016, 17:13
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8.42pm - The Hare Krishnas have been given tambourines in preparation for tonight's talent show.
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Old 15-08-2016, 17:16
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9.54pm - Sam Fox is explaining to the Whore of Babylon that what she did was art.
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