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Eeight Fifteyy Siex PM. The Prophet Muhammad has been called to the Diary Room:
BB: "Muhammad, before you entered the big brother house, you were informed of the rules regarding unacceptable conduct. Muhammad: "Yeees?" BB: Beheading, slavery, mass-slaughter, polygamy and pedophilia all breach the code of acceptable behaviour." Muhammad: "I understand" BB: "Big brother is left with no choice but to evict you from the house immediately." Muhammad: BB: "Zoroaster will collect your beard-trimmer, sword and other belongings. Please leave via the door to your left. The giant security guard will escort you out." Muhammad: "Allahu Akbaaarrr!!!" |
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Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead.
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Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead.
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Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead.
![]() Jesus loves Lewis everyone else just thinks he is **** |
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Aubrey, no gobbing on the loaves and fishes...
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They would never let Jesus into the house.
He would render the shopping task pointless, not to mention BB's control of the alcohol. |
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"Mary Magdalene & Bear are searching for baby wipes in the storeroom"
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"Mary Magdalene & Bear are searching for baby wipes in the storeroom"
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superb thread
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I see St Patrick is going in to get rid of the snakes
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As long as they exclude Isaiah - he would probably just wander around the house shouting DOOM, DOOM and it would be very tedious.......hang on, wait a minute....
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Quality thread. A leetle controversial in places, but mostly hilarious.
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Noah dropped out when he found out there was only one zebra.
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Ju hoova as gan te tack te beg brotha aboot Jimes.
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Ju hoova as gan te tack te beg brotha aboot Jimes.
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"The Jehovah's Witnesses have been waiting at the diary room door for the past 21 minutes, Big Brother is pretending nobody is home"
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HM: Lazarus mate, are you...are you dead?
Lazarus: Not any more! |
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HM: Lazarus mate, are you...are you dead?
Lazarus: Not any more! |
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Methuselah would be one of those boring, and dull, "oldies" no doubt.
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He's got his own reality tv show, you can find it on one of those dodgy channels.
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2:54 pm: After the 'Slaughter the Lion' task Samson is having a nap and Delilah is looking for a pair of scissors. Eve is talking to the Tree of Temptation.
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Joshua has to go this week - he is so arrogant and always blowing his own trumpet.
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2:54 pm: After the 'Slaughter the Lion' task Samson is having a nap and Delilah is looking for a pair of scissors. Eve is talking to the Tree of Temptation.
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8.42pm - The Hare Krishnas have been given tambourines in preparation for tonight's talent show.
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9.54pm - Sam Fox is explaining to the Whore of Babylon that what she did was art.
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