Is Jesus to busy for big brother.

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PabloJ

15-08-2016

Eeight Fifteyy Siex PM. The Prophet Muhammad has been called to the Diary Room:

BB: "Muhammad, before you entered the big brother house, you were informed of the rules regarding unacceptable conduct.

Muhammad: "Yeees?"

BB: Beheading, slavery, mass-slaughter, polygamy and pedophilia all breach the code of acceptable behaviour."

Muhammad: "I understand"

BB: "Big brother is left with no choice but to evict you from the house immediately."

Muhammad:

BB: "Zoroaster will collect your beard-trimmer, sword and other belongings.
Please leave via the door to your left. The giant security guard will escort you out."

Muhammad: "Allahu Akbaaarrr!!!"

Gaz22

15-08-2016

Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead.

KT_Dog

15-08-2016

Originally Posted by Gaz22:
“Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead. ”

"...and that's why you were saved Marnie. God chose my... I mean our relationship over theirs."

dirtyrat

15-08-2016

Originally Posted by Gaz22:
“Jesus was busy so he sent Lewis to do his work instead. ”

Lol

Jesus loves Lewis everyone else just thinks he is ****

puddytat

15-08-2016

Aubrey, no gobbing on the loaves and fishes...

lynwood3

15-08-2016

They would never let Jesus into the house.
He would render the shopping task pointless, not to mention BB's control of the alcohol.

bangle1

15-08-2016

"Mary Magdalene & Bear are searching for baby wipes in the storeroom"

lynwood3

15-08-2016

Originally Posted by bangle1:
“"Mary Magdalene & Bear are searching for baby wipes in the storeroom"”

heresitting

15-08-2016

superb thread

Pamthehound

15-08-2016

I see St Patrick is going in to get rid of the snakes

BabelBrook

15-08-2016

As long as they exclude Isaiah - he would probably just wander around the house shouting DOOM, DOOM and it would be very tedious.......hang on, wait a minute....

Etty_Dee

15-08-2016

Quality thread. A leetle controversial in places, but mostly hilarious.

nattoyaki

15-08-2016

Noah dropped out when he found out there was only one zebra.

An Thropologist

15-08-2016

Ju hoova as gan te tack te beg brotha aboot Jimes.

bangle1

15-08-2016

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Ju hoova as gan te tack te beg brotha aboot Jimes.”

"The Jehovah's Witnesses have been waiting at the diary room door for the past 21 minutes, Big Brother is pretending nobody is home"

An Thropologist

15-08-2016

Originally Posted by bangle1:
“"The Jehovah's Witnesses have been waiting at the diary room door for the past 21 minutes, Big Brother is pretending nobody is home"”

nattoyaki

15-08-2016

HM: Lazarus mate, are you...are you dead?

Lazarus: Not any more!

An Thropologist

15-08-2016

Originally Posted by nattoyaki:
“HM: Lazarus mate, are you...are you dead?

Lazarus: Not any more!”

He was only in a secret house next door.

Xuri

15-08-2016

Methuselah would be one of those boring, and dull, "oldies" no doubt.

Bless You

15-08-2016

He's got his own reality tv show, you can find it on one of those dodgy channels.

nattoyaki

15-08-2016

2:54 pm: After the 'Slaughter the Lion' task Samson is having a nap and Delilah is looking for a pair of scissors. Eve is talking to the Tree of Temptation.

BabelBrook

15-08-2016

Joshua has to go this week - he is so arrogant and always blowing his own trumpet.

An Thropologist

15-08-2016

Originally Posted by nattoyaki:
“2:54 pm: After the 'Slaughter the Lion' task Samson is having a nap and Delilah is looking for a pair of scissors. Eve is talking to the Tree of Temptation.”

And Adam is asking if there is anything to eat.

bangle1

15-08-2016

8.42pm - The Hare Krishnas have been given tambourines in preparation for tonight's talent show.

bangle1

15-08-2016

9.54pm - Sam Fox is explaining to the Whore of Babylon that what she did was art.

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