Originally Posted by KT_Dog:
“"...and that's why you were saved Marnie. God chose my... I mean our relationship over theirs."”
“"...and that's why you were saved Marnie. God chose my... I mean our relationship over theirs."”
Is Jesus to busy for big brother.
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Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“And Adam is asking if there is anything to eat.
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“And Adam is asking if there is anything to eat.
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4:54 pm Eve is tempting Adam with the apple as part of her secret task to win some fig leaves for the house. Samson is not happy about his haircut and is destroying the diary room. After his warning previously about the pool, Moses is parting his hair.
Originally Posted by nattoyaki:
“4:54 pm Eve is tempting Adam with the apple as part of her secret task to win some fig leaves for the house. Samson is not happy about his haircut and is destroying the diary room. After his warning previously about the pool, Moses is parting his hair.”
“4:54 pm Eve is tempting Adam with the apple as part of her secret task to win some fig leaves for the house. Samson is not happy about his haircut and is destroying the diary room. After his warning previously about the pool, Moses is parting his hair.”
Big brother will be announcing contestants from leviticus for next cbb
Moses has been to the DR and despite the unusual plagues which have caused chaos in the house this year BB is not allowing any privileges for the HMs. Moses has told BB the HMs are in no mood to compromise and he is planning to lead an exodus from the house. BB has refused to open the door and let his people go and said that Moses should sleep on it. BB will get back to him tomorrow.
Noah has gone berserk in the Diary Room.
He screamed at Big Brother "One zebra, one spotty dog and, a few penguins and a house full of pigs!! That's not right! I'm not 'avin' it"!
Eventually, security were called, and Noah said "Hello,
I'm sitting down now...".
He screamed at Big Brother "One zebra, one spotty dog and, a few penguins and a house full of pigs!! That's not right! I'm not 'avin' it"!
Eventually, security were called, and Noah said "Hello,
I'm sitting down now...".
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“9.54pm - Sam Fox is explaining to the Whore of Babylon that what she did was art.”
“9.54pm - Sam Fox is explaining to the Whore of Babylon that what she did was art.”
Oh bugger - why did I read that on a mouth ful of tea. Brilliant.
Loving this thread
7:14 pm: Lot is still upset and confused as to why his letter from home was so salty. Bear has taken Herod the Great's threat that all males who act under two years old will be killed seriously, and has broken out via the fire escape. Two of the three Wise Men went with him. Big Brother has confirmed that the one Wise Man can remain as a single housemate.
7:14 pm: Lot is still upset and confused as to why his letter from home was so salty. Bear has taken Herod the Great's threat that all males who act under two years old will be killed seriously, and has broken out via the fire escape. Two of the three Wise Men went with him. Big Brother has confirmed that the one Wise Man can remain as a single housemate.
7:18 pm: As a reward for completing the water into wine challenge, Jesus is being allowed a phone call from his dad. Jesus does not know how to use the phone.
Joe is in the smoking area. He is prophesing that after the 7 days of plenty there will be 7 days of famine. Big Brother has called one housemate to the diary room to collect this week's shopping task.
Originally Posted by PaleHorse:
“7:18 pm: As a reward for completing the water into wine challenge, Jesus is being allowed a phone call from his dad. Jesus does not know how to use the phone.”
“7:18 pm: As a reward for completing the water into wine challenge, Jesus is being allowed a phone call from his dad. Jesus does not know how to use the phone.”
Mary rides to the diary room on a donkey (bear)
Originally Posted by Pitman:
“I wonder if Jesus would have turned the other cheek to Bear, I reckon he would have booted him in the bollocks?”
“I wonder if Jesus would have turned the other cheek to Bear, I reckon he would have booted him in the bollocks?
”
There would have been a whole lot more food on the floor, mostly bread and fish.
Originally Posted by PaleHorse:
“7:18 pm: As a reward for completing the water into wine challenge, Jesus is being allowed a phone call from his dad. Jesus does not know how to use the phone.”
“7:18 pm: As a reward for completing the water into wine challenge, Jesus is being allowed a phone call from his dad. Jesus does not know how to use the phone.”
That's why he smashed Bear in temper over the nut with it. Stuff this turning the other cheek.
Just been revealed that the night before Chloe's eviction Firemen and paramedics were called to the house to deal with what was described as "a burning bush" incident .
Producers are refusing to confirm if it was caused by friction or if it was a medical issue but Bear was reported to be so concerned that he declared that he'd be spending his share of the next budget on "comdoms" .
Producers are refusing to confirm if it was caused by friction or if it was a medical issue but Bear was reported to be so concerned that he declared that he'd be spending his share of the next budget on "comdoms" .
9.52pm Lucifer has once again been discussing the ten commandments. It is a fundamental rule of Big Brother that housemates do not discuss the commandments. As punishment, Lucifer has been banished to the 'other house' for eternity. Marco, Helen & Perez greet Lucifer warmly.
3.35pm The HMs are furious with Jesus after he has had some fun with the shopping list. He has ordered just bread, fish and 500 bottles of water.
Originally Posted by Menk:
“3.35pm The HMs are furious with Jesus after he has had some fun with the shopping list. He has ordered just bread, fish and 500 bottles of water.”
“3.35pm The HMs are furious with Jesus after he has had some fun with the shopping list. He has ordered just bread, fish and 500 bottles of water.”
To walk on?
Originally Posted by Heatherbell:
“Just been revealed that the night before Chloe's eviction Firemen and paramedics were called to the house to deal with what was described as "a burning bush" incident .
Producers are refusing to confirm if it was caused by friction or if it was a medical issue but Bear was reported to be so concerned that he declared that he'd be spending his share of the next budget on "comdoms" .”
“Just been revealed that the night before Chloe's eviction Firemen and paramedics were called to the house to deal with what was described as "a burning bush" incident .
Producers are refusing to confirm if it was caused by friction or if it was a medical issue but Bear was reported to be so concerned that he declared that he'd be spending his share of the next budget on "comdoms" .”
ROTFL.
Wonderful.
10:40 pm: Earlier today Moses was directed to take the Ten Commandments from the hatch on the top of the mountain and read them to the other HMs, and some of them still aren't happy. While the shepherds discuss the best way to watch their flocks by night, they're unaware that Enoch has been denied full HM status, and that the Council of Nicaea has ejected Reincarnation. The Dalai Lama is deep. In thought!
Please would all who contributed apply to channel 5 to teach the producers of BB what a sense of humour is. I have laughed more at the comments in this thread than I have during all of this BB. Thanks for brightening the tedium.
.20.15 BB has called John the Baptist to the DR and reminded him that unacceptable behaviour will not be tolerated and that he should refrain from forcing other HMs heads underwater in the swimming pool. If there is any repetition he may be removed from the house.
http://i.imgur.com/8kaJZkZ.jpg
Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea.
Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea.
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