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Mary has come to the diary room and requested a pregnancy test, although she swears on her mother's life that she has not had sex in the house.
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1.02am : Moses, having drunk too many cans of vodka and cola casually throws his cigarette in a naked Marnie's direction. You can guess what happened next.....burning bush!
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1.02am : Moses, having drunk too many cans of vodka and cola casually throws his cigarette in a naked Marnie's direction. You can guess what happened next.....burning bush!
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Mary has come to the diary room and requested a pregnancy test, although she swears on her mother's life that she has not had sex in the house.
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Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea. ![]()
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Mary has come to the diary room and requested a pregnancy test, although she swears on her mother's life that she has not had sex in the house.
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Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea. ![]() ![]() Where is KT when you need the transcript though?!! |
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1.02am : Moses, having drunk too many cans of vodka and cola casually throws his cigarette in a naked Marnie's direction. You can guess what happened next.....burning bush!
That Moses ! Never misses a chance to perform .Pfft .
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BB: Would Jesus come to the Diary Room.
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah? BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before. Jesus: Yeah? BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk. Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit? BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool... Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne... BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you? Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy... |
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And again.....Jesus wept!
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BB: Would Jesus come to the Diary Room.
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah? BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before. Jesus: Yeah? BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk. Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit? BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool... Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne... BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you? Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy... ![]() Oh gawd , I actually read that in a BB style voice and with Jebus talking like Del boy Trotter .
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C'mon, it's late. What do you expect at this time of night? A miracle?
I'll get me coat. |
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Day 22. Fight Night to end all Fight Nights has happened in the Big Brother house after a task got out of hand. The HMs were asked to stand on podiums and line themselves up in order of: omnipotence, compassion, most followers, most peace-loving, most credible, and finally, whose scriptures most stood up to scrutiny.
Scenes never before witnessed in the BB house have taken place and we regret to inform you that Big Brother has been taken off air with immediate effect. |
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BB: Would Jesus come to the Diary Room.
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah? BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before. Jesus: Yeah? BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk. Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit? BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool... Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne... BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you? Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Day 22. Fight Night to end all Fight Nights has happened in the Big Brother house after a task got out of hand. The HMs were asked to stand on podiums and line themselves up in order of: omnipotence, compassion, most followers, most peace-loving, most credible, and finally, whose scriptures most stood up to scrutiny.
Scenes never before witnessed in the BB house have taken place and we regret to inform you that Big Brother has been taken off air with immediate effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo |
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All characters portrayed in this programme are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
I know it's an old joke but someone had to get it out of the way. |
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All characters portrayed in this programme are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
I know it's an old joke but someone had to get it out of the way. ![]() I've been believing that shit since The Kids of Degrassi Street in the mid-80s
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Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea. ![]() |
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A joke?
![]() I've been believing that shit since The Kids of Degrassi Street in the mid-80s ![]() ![]() I just meant it's been used as a joke before a few times. First one that pops to my head is in Red Dwarf -- it's the missing front page of the bible. |
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Haha, me too.
![]() I just meant it's been used as a joke before a few times. First one that pops to my head is in Red Dwarf -- it's the missing front page of the bible. Super show that was though ![]() Bring on the new Red Dwarf, can't wait! ![]() Right back to Jesus and Mohammed et al! We're a few Greek, Roman and Norse Gods short at last count too, by Jove!!! |
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Jonah, who has jinxed many of the tasks, thus far, looks warily at an angry James Whale, who looks like he might eat him whole.
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Showing my age here, but I think my earliest memory of it may actually have been The Red Hand Gang
Super show that was though ![]() Bring on the new Red Dwarf, can't wait! ![]() Right back to Jesus and Mohammed et al! We're a few Greek, Roman and Norse Gods short at last count too, by Jove!!! Woden is stroking Huggin and Munnin in the garden.
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That was ridiculous it reminded me of Russell Brand's stand up when he was recalling Britney Spears and others winning a VMA!
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What has happened to my thread,
I feel it has been hijacked and altered in Biblical proportions.
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And Jesus said "Blessed are the trouble makers" - or was it cheese makers?
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