Mary has come to the diary room and requested a pregnancy test, although she swears on her mother's life that she has not had sex in the house.
Is Jesus to busy for big brother.
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1.02am : Moses, having drunk too many cans of vodka and cola casually throws his cigarette in a naked Marnie's direction. You can guess what happened next.....burning bush!
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“1.02am : Moses, having drunk too many cans of vodka and cola casually throws his cigarette in a naked Marnie's direction. You can guess what happened next.....burning bush!”
“1.02am : Moses, having drunk too many cans of vodka and cola casually throws his cigarette in a naked Marnie's direction. You can guess what happened next.....burning bush!”
*Moses shakes his staff in it*
Originally Posted by lynwood3:
“Mary has come to the diary room and requested a pregnancy test, although she swears on her mother's life that she has not had sex in the house.”
“Mary has come to the diary room and requested a pregnancy test, although she swears on her mother's life that she has not had sex in the house.”
Herod comes to the diary room offering his support to Mary, armed with a knitting needle.
Originally Posted by Xuri:
“http://i.imgur.com/8kaJZkZ.jpg
Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea.
”
“http://i.imgur.com/8kaJZkZ.jpg
Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea.
”
Hahaha , love it .
Originally Posted by lynwood3:
“Mary has come to the diary room and requested a pregnancy test, although she swears on her mother's life that she has not had sex in the house.”
“Mary has come to the diary room and requested a pregnancy test, although she swears on her mother's life that she has not had sex in the house.”
....however , footage shows her fooling around in the pool with John The Bap during his dunking sessions .
Originally Posted by Xuri:
“http://i.imgur.com/8kaJZkZ.jpg
Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea.”
“http://i.imgur.com/8kaJZkZ.jpg
Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea.
”
Superb!
Where is KT when you need the transcript though?!!
Originally Posted by bangle1:
“1.02am : Moses, having drunk too many cans of vodka and cola casually throws his cigarette in a naked Marnie's direction. You can guess what happened next.....burning bush!”
“1.02am : Moses, having drunk too many cans of vodka and cola casually throws his cigarette in a naked Marnie's direction. You can guess what happened next.....burning bush!”
Ah , more fire , that must have been the night that Moses shepherded the other HMs to safety through the fire exits (a la Jason Burrill) singing 🎶"Let my people go"🎶 as they conga-ed round the car park in their Moses sandals waiting for the fire engines.
That Moses !
Never misses a chance to perform .Pfft .
BB: Would Jesus come to the Diary Room.
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah?
BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before.
Jesus: Yeah?
BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk.
Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit?
BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool...
Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne...
BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you?
Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah
BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy...
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah?
BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before.
Jesus: Yeah?
BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk.
Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit?
BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool...
Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne...
BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you?
Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah
BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy...
Originally Posted by BillyLagan:
“BB: Would Jesus come to the Diary Room.
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah?
BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before.
Jesus: Yeah?
BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk.
Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit?
BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool...
Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne...
BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you?
Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah
BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy...”
“BB: Would Jesus come to the Diary Room.
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah?
BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before.
Jesus: Yeah?
BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk.
Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit?
BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool...
Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne...
BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you?
Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah
BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy...”
Oh gawd , I actually read that in a BB style voice and with Jebus talking like Del boy Trotter .
Day 22. Fight Night to end all Fight Nights has happened in the Big Brother house after a task got out of hand. The HMs were asked to stand on podiums and line themselves up in order of: omnipotence, compassion, most followers, most peace-loving, most credible, and finally, whose scriptures most stood up to scrutiny.
Scenes never before witnessed in the BB house have taken place and we regret to inform you that Big Brother has been taken off air with immediate effect.
Scenes never before witnessed in the BB house have taken place and we regret to inform you that Big Brother has been taken off air with immediate effect.
Originally Posted by BillyLagan:
“BB: Would Jesus come to the Diary Room.
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah?
BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before.
Jesus: Yeah?
BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk.
Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit?
BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool...
Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne...
BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you?
Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah
BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy...”
“BB: Would Jesus come to the Diary Room.
Jesus: Aw no, wot 'av I dun nah?
BB: Jesus, you have been warned about dangerous and anti-social behaviour before.
Jesus: Yeah?
BB: All of the housemates are completely drunk.
Jesus: Rat arsed, I know! Wicked innit?
BB: Yes Jesus, it is wicked. John the Baptist currently has his head down the toilet, and Judas is floating face down in the pool...
Jesus: Nah, Judas is doin' a Jayne...
BB: All the other housemates are collapsed in heaps. You've turned the water into wine again, haven't you?
Jesus: Yeah, I dun that 'cos I'm the Messiah
BB: You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy...”
Originally Posted by Menk:
“Day 22. Fight Night to end all Fight Nights has happened in the Big Brother house after a task got out of hand. The HMs were asked to stand on podiums and line themselves up in order of: omnipotence, compassion, most followers, most peace-loving, most credible, and finally, whose scriptures most stood up to scrutiny.
Scenes never before witnessed in the BB house have taken place and we regret to inform you that Big Brother has been taken off air with immediate effect.”
“Day 22. Fight Night to end all Fight Nights has happened in the Big Brother house after a task got out of hand. The HMs were asked to stand on podiums and line themselves up in order of: omnipotence, compassion, most followers, most peace-loving, most credible, and finally, whose scriptures most stood up to scrutiny.
Scenes never before witnessed in the BB house have taken place and we regret to inform you that Big Brother has been taken off air with immediate effect.”
Roll credits and closing music (probably sung by the used car salesman from Eastenders)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
All characters portrayed in this programme are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
I know it's an old joke but someone had to get it out of the way.
I know it's an old joke but someone had to get it out of the way.
Originally Posted by Xuri:
“All characters portrayed in this programme are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
I know it's an old joke but someone had to get it out of the way.”
“All characters portrayed in this programme are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
I know it's an old joke but someone had to get it out of the way.”
A joke?
I've been believing that shit since The Kids of Degrassi Street in the mid-80s
Originally Posted by Xuri:
“http://i.imgur.com/8kaJZkZ.jpg
Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea.”
“http://i.imgur.com/8kaJZkZ.jpg
Annoying that DS doesn't allow image tags. Anyway, not my best work, I had to use gimp as I don't have photoshop installed on my macbook. But you get the idea.
”
"Apparently Bear has 60k followers... Yeah, *think* I can beat that!"
Originally Posted by nattoyaki:
“A joke?
I've been believing that shit since The Kids of Degrassi Street in the mid-80s”
“A joke?
I've been believing that shit since The Kids of Degrassi Street in the mid-80s
”
Haha, me too.
I just meant it's been used as a joke before a few times. First one that pops to my head is in Red Dwarf -- it's the missing front page of the bible.
Originally Posted by Xuri:
“Haha, me too.
I just meant it's been used as a joke before a few times. First one that pops to my head is in Red Dwarf -- it's the missing front page of the bible.”
“Haha, me too.
I just meant it's been used as a joke before a few times. First one that pops to my head is in Red Dwarf -- it's the missing front page of the bible.”
Showing my age here, but I think my earliest memory of it may actually have been The Red Hand Gang
Super show that was though Bring on the new Red Dwarf, can't wait!
Right back to Jesus and Mohammed et al! We're a few Greek, Roman and Norse Gods short at last count too, by Jove!!!
Jonah, who has jinxed many of the tasks, thus far, looks warily at an angry James Whale, who looks like he might eat him whole.
Originally Posted by nattoyaki:
“Showing my age here, but I think my earliest memory of it may actually have been The Red Hand Gang Super show that was though
Bring on the new Red Dwarf, can't wait!
Right back to Jesus and Mohammed et al! We're a few Greek, Roman and Norse Gods short at last count too, by Jove!!!”
“Showing my age here, but I think my earliest memory of it may actually have been The Red Hand Gang
Super show that was though Bring on the new Red Dwarf, can't wait!
Right back to Jesus and Mohammed et al! We're a few Greek, Roman and Norse Gods short at last count too, by Jove!!!”
Marcus saying Woden would be wonderful.
Woden is stroking Huggin and Munnin in the garden.
That was ridiculous it reminded me of Russell Brand's stand up when he was recalling Britney Spears and others winning a VMA!
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“And Jesus said "Blessed are the trouble makers" - or was it cheese makers?”
“And Jesus said "Blessed are the trouble makers" - or was it cheese makers?
”
He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!
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