Jonah and the James Whale, class


'Your' thread? Lose your attachment to worldly (digital) possessions my son, it will be your first step on the road to Enlightenment

Speaking of which:

9:30 am: After Marnie's burning bush and yet another warning for Moses last night, Big Brother has punished the HMs by turning off all hot water and Enlightenment until further notice. The Dalai Lama has gone ballistic.

Day 18, nomination time.

Joseph has nominated Mary as she is pregnant with what he believes is another man's child.

Jesus has nominated Judas, he just doesn't feel he can trust him.

Muhammad has nominated himself, he would like to leave the Big Brother house and be with his virgins.

Cain has nominated Abel, despite their best efforts, they just can't get along.

Samson has nominated Delilah for cutting his hair.

The whole house has nominated Bear but the producers have decided that he provides ratings and has been granted immunity for completing his secret task to paint the holy scripture picture book with jam.

SIT... DOWN.....!

http://tinypic.com/m/jl6o40/4

"Forgive me father, for I know not what I do.".

Brilliant!

12:35 pm: St Peter has failed the task to deny Jesus three times before Lewis's cock growed.

17:50 pm: As they all sit down for the last supper, The apostles line up to wash Jesus' feet, Bear goes one step further and gives him a cheeky French pedicure as well..

BUMP.
Absolutely love this thread.

Like this a lot!

19:20 - Jesus hands over his cross to Bear.

clever

9:45pm To general amazement Prodigal Son has returned to the main house after his lengthy stay with Chloe in The Other House. His father is over the moon. His older brother is not amused. Fattened Zebra looks worried.

Paul's Letter to the Corinthians.

SHRED SHRED SHRED!

Very good.

6.38 - Jesus is again in the DR this time claiming that Michael Jackson should be removed as just dressing in white robes, standing in the shape of a cross, pretending to reverse global warming and asking the children to come unto him with the offer of Jesus juice, doesn't actually make him a messiah

Excellent thread

9.35pm - Baby Bear lies in his manger looking up at the stars and proclaims "The barn is roofless". Three dumb HM's bring him gifts of Scold, Sitonthefence and Grrrrr.

9.35pm Bono is in the diary room ..

Nice work.

Thanks, and even nicer that I 'provoked' your first post in two years

Haha, that was actually me. I was on my b/f's laptop for a second and forgot to log in.

Love it!

This thread gets better & better!

Try to keep it believable, Michael Jackson is dead so couldn't be in the house

Whereas Jesus, Moses and Mohammed were on a special edition of Graham Norton last week. It was racy.

Oh how disappointing I was chuffed as a box of frogs that I had spawned a micro miracle.

"He was dumb but now he can speak!!!"