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Old 16-08-2016, 21:30
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Oh how disappointing I was chuffed as a box of frogs that I had spawned a micro miracle.
It would have been a resurrection.
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Old 16-08-2016, 21:31
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Whereas Jesus, Moses and Mohammed were on a special edition of Graham Norton last week. It was racy.
I saw that one. I found it kinda beardy
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Old 16-08-2016, 21:39
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Oh dear . They have killed the fatted calf .
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Old 17-08-2016, 07:33
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You gotta love it, enemies in your own camp ..Bears got this in the bag with these wannabe stumbling bumbling assassins on his tail ...trying to take out their own soldiers lmao

To funny!
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Old 17-08-2016, 08:54
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12.58pm: Salome is using the pole in the garden to entertain Herod with an erotic dance. In the DR BB is asking John the Baptist about his recent spat with Herod and Salome. John explains that he feels that Herod has got it in for him since he reminded him he has a wife outside the house and apologises for the heated exchange. BB warns John that he needs to control his temper and that he shouldn't lose his head when others try to wind him up.
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Old 17-08-2016, 08:58
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It would have been a resurrection.
Oh my! I'm sorry

Still...great thread choice for a resurrection
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Old 17-08-2016, 08:59
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12.58pm: Salome is using the pole in the garden to entertain Herod with an erotic dance. In the DR BB is asking John the Baptist about his recent spat with Herod and Salome. John explains that he feels that Herod has got it in for him since he reminded him he has a wife outside the house and apologises for the heated exchange. BB warns John that he needs to control his temper and that he shouldn't lose his head when others try to wind him up.
Good one!
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Old 17-08-2016, 11:24
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11:22 am: Hark! The herald angels sing "Bear could win the whole damn thing!". Peace in the bedroom and mercy mild, God and Krishna reconciled.

Meanwhile, away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus is cutting his toenails in the garden.
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Old 17-08-2016, 11:38
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12.58pm: Salome is using the pole in the garden to entertain Herod with an erotic dance. In the DR BB is asking John the Baptist about his recent spat with Herod and Salome. John explains that he feels that Herod has got it in for him since he reminded him he has a wife outside the house and apologises for the heated exchange. BB warns John that he needs to control his temper and that he shouldn't lose his head when others try to wind him up.
Breaking news. Paramedics have been called to the house. It seems John the Baptist has suffered a head injury.
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Old 17-08-2016, 11:47
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3.30pm: Herod is in the DR and receives a formal warning for misuse of the dinner plates.
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