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Old 15-08-2016, 19:52
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Old 15-08-2016, 19:57
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Loved her no-holds-barred rant in the DR, she's one eloquent mf. I'm liking her more and more.
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Old 15-08-2016, 20:27
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Cannot bear her and her overly made up face. As others here have said, she spat in someone's food and drink. That is all I need to know about her. Horrible individual.
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Old 15-08-2016, 20:32
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Cannot bear her and her overly made up face. As others here have said, she spat in someone's food and drink. That is all I need to know about her. Horrible individual.
it was Bear's though, mitigating circumstances. I think most juries would let her off with a slap on the wrist
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Old 15-08-2016, 20:43
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Well said.....at least James doesn't spit in people's food......silly little c*w
I am not a James lover but who the hell does she think she is,she should have been shown the door when she spat in Bears food/drink,what a vile disgusting woman
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Old 15-08-2016, 20:59
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She has got a very high opinion of herself, how dare anyone nominate her, Two females nominated James and he said nothing....
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Old 15-08-2016, 21:44
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Scummy little spitting cretin. Glad she made a tosspot of herself again.
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Old 15-08-2016, 22:15
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Well, we've seen them both apologise to each other and make up like grown ups (eventually), so all is good. We see so little grown-up behaviour it was quite refreshing!
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Old 15-08-2016, 22:24
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She's basically the American Aisleyne. I've been vibing it for a while but the "hood" hand gestures and "shit bro I gotta tell ya" manner of talking sealed the deal.
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Old 16-08-2016, 01:44
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She's basically the American Aisleyne. I've been vibing it for a while but the "hood" hand gestures and "shit bro I gotta tell ya" manner of talking sealed the deal.
What does her nationality have to do with anything. Using it is bigoted.
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Old 16-08-2016, 01:48
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Aubrey has daddy issues.
She's projecting her feelings of rejection from her father onto James.
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Old 16-08-2016, 02:01
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Well, we've seen them both apologise to each other and make up like grown ups (eventually), so all is good. We see so little grown-up behaviour it was quite refreshing!
It really was wasn't it.

I did laugh though - they sorted everything out and then she went on another psychobabble rant and you could see James thinking - OH FGS SHUT THE EFF UP!!
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Old 16-08-2016, 02:03
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it was Bear's though, mitigating circumstances. I think most juries would let her off with a slap on the wrist
Or a high five/pat on the back
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Old 16-08-2016, 17:42
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Scummy little spitting cretin. Glad she made a tosspot of herself again.
LOL don't hold back now
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Old 16-08-2016, 18:55
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Aubrey got upset big time because James had her sussed, and her game plan to him was transparent. Watch Celebrity Apprentice USA and you will see what a two faced little witch she really is.

She should have been dumped out of the house long ago after her disgusting spitting prank.
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Old 16-08-2016, 19:09
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I thought she made a fool of herself after the nominations were played to the house. James said that he felt he was being directed or controlled by a child, and then she followed him through the house screaming at his back like a toddler when he wouldn't listen to her ranting.
Aubrey is a woman who cannot take criticism of any kind. She has convinced herself that she is far more intelligent and capable than everyone else in every show in which she appears and must always be obeyed unquestioningly because she knows best..

James was being polite - he could and should have really let rip about what a horrible little grotbag she is. I hope she goes soon as her true colours become more evident to those around her.
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Old 18-08-2016, 16:51
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This would be on the Pot Kettle Black Show presumably?
Seriously, thety all had egos on the show, but she was head and shoulders above the rest.

There was one instance where the two teams had to design packaging for a product and in the US versions, like in the UK show, Trump (Sugar for us you pedants) tossed the teams products to the opposing teams to have a look at.
Normally the person nearest the tossed object (shut up!) picks it up and has a quick look before showing it to the others in their team for them all to have a look.

In this case Aubrey had been the closest on her team, picked up the box to look at and, having seen all she wanted to see tossed it back toward Trump without thinking of letting the others see it.
That was the last straw for the laid-back Arsenio Hall who tore a strip off her in the Boardroom for not even thinking any of her team would want to see it - she had seen it so that was all that mattered to her.
Arsenio really went to town on her for her constant self-centreredness, her sense of arrogance, entitledness and egotism. She was just sitting there with a disbelieving smirk on her face as if to say 'Yeah? And? Why are you having a go at me for that?' Thats when Trump told her that everything Arsenio had said about her was true (I suspect thats why Aubrey doesn't like Trump anymore).
Now I know its normal to big yourself up on the talking head snippetts and in the Boardroom - saying everything good about the task was down to me and everything bad was down to these muppets. But she took it to a whole new level, not just in those locations, but everywhere. Only her BFF, the nasty gobsh!te, Lisa Lampinelli thought she was awesome, which was why she got on with Aubrey.
Aubrey thinks she's awesome too...

Its like, you know theres a point when you're a kid when you accept that the universe really doesn't revolve around you? It's like, despite the evidence, Aubrey has never really believed that. She could make Mariah Carey seem humble.

The only reason she was rarely called into the Boardroom was because she was creative and a hard worker on tasks.
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Old 18-08-2016, 16:54
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James had the audacity to nominate her even though she nominated him
That's more like it

As the OP said, he's been pretty true to himself. I was surprised when he didn't have any comeback for aubrey when she was barking at him.

I also think she's articulate and conveys herself well. And Stephen deserved to have his drink spat in, he was being vile. He had no problem with it either after getting her to spit in his mouth which I just found weird.

It's been a strange series.
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Old 18-08-2016, 17:00
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That's more like it

As the OP said, he's been pretty true to himself. I was surprised when he didn't have any comeback for aubrey when she was barking at him.

I also think she's articulate and conveys herself well. And Stephen deserved to have his drink spat in, he was being vile. He had no problem with it either after getting her to spit in his mouth which I just found weird.

It's been a strange series.
No. He didn't. No-one does. No matter how bad someone is, thats the spitter lowering themself to lower than their level
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Old 18-08-2016, 17:08
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No. He didn't. No-one does. No matter how bad someone is, thats the spitter lowering themself to lower than their level
It's one of those incidents where it says far more about the person doing it than the recipient. She managed to over shine his atrocious behaviour doing that and I simply can never like her now
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