Aubrey O Day's new magic weight loss plan!
I will prepare all your meals myself, and encourage you to eat them by standing over you smiling and making sure you savour every morsel!
As tested in the Celebrity Big Brother house! Nine out of ten housemates lost 20% of their body weight in under two weeks*
*Exclusion Clause
Anomaly of one housemate who gained weight, but he is not statistically relevant, as he was prepared to eat food off the floor.
BONUS OFFER-- The ultimate appetite suppressant! Free if you order now! Audio CD of Sounds From The BB bathroom, guaranteed to quell those pesky hunger pangs! Moans, slurping, and squelching sounds medically proven to make you push that food away!
I will prepare all your meals myself, and encourage you to eat them by standing over you smiling and making sure you savour every morsel!
As tested in the Celebrity Big Brother house! Nine out of ten housemates lost 20% of their body weight in under two weeks*
*Exclusion Clause
Anomaly of one housemate who gained weight, but he is not statistically relevant, as he was prepared to eat food off the floor.
BONUS OFFER-- The ultimate appetite suppressant! Free if you order now! Audio CD of Sounds From The BB bathroom, guaranteed to quell those pesky hunger pangs! Moans, slurping, and squelching sounds medically proven to make you push that food away!




This would be on the Pot Kettle Black Show presumably?