This whole thing tonight with getting in Heavy D's face (Only cos he was so confident Heavy wouldn't headbutt him) chucking the water etc... The act in the diary room afterwards: "I Was Being Wound Up, Intimidated By A Big Person, And I Stood My Ground In Front Of My Girlfriend-Once Again..." "He Was On A Wind Up, He Wanted A Reaction, And He Got One..."

Then the MEGA MILD "Tantrum" in the diary room...
The constant going on loudly about how he'd never go on Geordie Shore, "He Doesn't Wanna Be On Tv" what a heroic, romantic, gentlemanly, kind-yet-strong-and-powerful, amazing person he is, what an amazing "boyfriend" he is/could be. All while portraying himself as self-sacrifising & humble haha.

All Heavy said was " Yeah, We Already Know You're Gonna Move In Together" "That's Boring" & WHOOSH, Lewis grabbed that chance to do a "Bad -Ass" impression, he was loving every second of the warning etc... It's so blatant & it's such bad acting too!! Heavy's a pain the arse but I don't see his comments warranting that utter bs.

When they run out of different ways to rehash the same old stuff, they revert to sulking, snogging, staring at each other lovingly/moodily, mumbling stuff like "I'm just, dunno... Love, Not A Showmance...But do ya really like us like I like yous... I've never felt like, ya know... REAL/WHOLE/Blah blah blah.... It's endless, BB there are other housemates talking, I even think I may have heard some laughter tonight from afar-but no, you just can't resist keep showing the lamo script that's being written & rehashed so many times now that unless she gets pregnant I can't really think of much else they haven't covered??? It's really boring to watch, it's not even amusing seeing how many times they look where the cameras are during a dialogue anymore lol.

The fake humility when he was getting cheered too, oh my days-he EXPECTED IT... If he'd been booed he wouldn't have been gracious and humble then!

Are there really soooo many people that can't see Lewis & Marnie are making this up as they go along??? And doing a crap job of acting it out too!

It's the same guys who do Hollyoaks.

Maybe it's all Lewis could cope with! It's possible that his scriptwriters asked him to say other things but he just wasn't capable.
He knows exactly want to say to Marnie as long as they stick to the script. He should have worked on his improvisation imo.

What marine said to aubury proves its fake. I think she can't even keep up the script.
The whole she has to be single and loves her ex stuff.

The voters have voted and were stuck now with even more of them and no rest bite in between.
Best buy a bucket and hide the knives

Mentioning their future, whether or not Lewis has a gf, whether they'll move in together, whether Marnie can have a relationship outside of GS, made them both extremely uncomfortable - it was all going off script with Heavy D's teasing and Lewis lost his temper.

the rumours that Mike Leigh worked with them for months on the script and character development seem to be false

More like Mike Hunt.

Honestly their acting is appalling!!

Marnie kept grinning when she was shouting. Total giveaway.

I don't think I've ever been less interested in a showmance, and god knows I've suffered through a few watching this show for more than a decade.

Very good LOL

My thoughts exactly... They both do ok with the standard getting mortal/having fun/dares/snogging/breaking up/talks about how they love being single but dunno what to do cos they've never felt like this before/declaring their love & how amazing even though it's happened sooo fast etc etc etc but any real details, or getting to know each other & they're stumped.

I bet they couldn't name each others favourite colours, middle names etc... That's way too real.

By far the best post on DS in a long time!

Soon fell apart when Aubrey asked some very basic questions though didn't it?

All that complete drivel they spew out when laid out in the garden and it didn't occur to them for a second to talk about how it would work when they leave the house.

All it took was for Aubrey to ask one or two very simple questions and it was "Err...uhm...ahh...erm"

If they can't be bothered to come up with a simple cover story to deal with the absolute basics then how did they seriously expect the viewers to believe them?

On live feed right now:

Lewis: "I love everything about you, even your spoiltness"
Marnie: "You don't know that I'm spoilt"
Lewis: "You told me that you are".

Lewis loves her spoiltness, but it's not something he's aware of from personal experience, it's just something she told him about herself.

Louie the tool needs to change his name to Bore. If Marnie and Louie the Tool had a show spin off it could be called Smarmy & ******** ,They could do acting classes for Planks with them as the instructors.

Lewis turning on Bear yesterday. Well Bear is one step ahead of Lewnie. Like or dislike. he is turning against them and has the upper hand and more than one step ahead. For the record not a fan of any and enjoyed LF tonight.

Did anyone else notice the grin on Bloor's face just seconds after he threw that water. If it was real he would have looked angry, instead he was struggling to hold in a laugh. A preset up row if ever I saw one

Might be wrong Littlegreen, but I am sure Bloor was smiling when he was up into Heavy;s face after the water had been thrown. I actually thought then that the whole thing had been scripted

He was like a rat in a corner when marnie questioned him, he simply took it out on heavy.

It's embarrassing this hard man act, he knows he's protected in there.

As for his showman is excruciating and trustworthy too watch its like witnessing a poorly executed script. Neither of them are clearly interested post BB.

The ex boyfriend stuff is just strange.

They both really think they're loved by the viewer's. she kisses him every time he's cheered.

So true, not being able to stay still and have a good old gnaw is really getting to me.

That almost went right over my head...
Now now, we all make typos sometimes I'm sure

*sniggers* it's on a par with the 'escape goat', which I've seen mentioned on here before.

The amused, what the hell look on Renee's face during that conversation made me laugh, she has them sussed.

Last time he was cheered he ordered her to kiss him

*Cue cheers*..."kiss me". He's such a twonk