I notice sometimes Marnie seems bit reluctant to kiss him! yet other she asks for tongue kisses

Just be natural why the fake stuff!!

If they fancy each other fair enough, flirt etc, but why be so OTT with the love stuff = FAKE
Sharing a bed is so needy and desperate after 3 days.

You never hear anyone more sure of themselves than conspiracy theorists, always trying to make the parts fit.

I never understand why people get so wrapped up in this sort of thing, if they never see each other again after the show who cares or if they live happily ever after I don't really care either

Lewis' "I was standing up for the woman I love" crap is just diabolical to watch. The only thing that festering fop loves is himself.

That's EXCELLENT.

Also Floppy Top.

Well he'd love to do himself.

He also looked to be a bit of a floppy fop if that naked shower scene is anything to go by

True. Apprently Ken Loach was working with them as well. In fact his recent Palme d'Or winning film was originally to be called 'I, Lewis Bloor', but Lewis pulled out because he didn't think Loach had enough artistic integrity.

That's it.


They are NOT real, and yet they are bloody awful actors with crap scripts.

The worst of every world.

marine? aubury? Are you heavy D in disguise??
Actually I would rather have kept BOOM in, and turfed out the scripted 'love couple'.
This house was celebrity-free the moment Biggins let himself down...
It has become as bad as the CIVILIAN BB...well,almost.

This years civilian BB had some rather good and interesting people in it.

There were some bores though - the 'reality lot that didn't make CBB' mainly.

yet again

he might as well have just said "viewers, I am a hero", in fact he probably did but BB told him to tone the knobness down a touch

They should put a red phone box in the garden, whenever Marnie is under attack Lewis can run in and emerge as Superfop

In a special costume which includes the knobby bandana and a cut out for the balls.

Superfop distracts his opponents by getting his gonads out, then gives them the ten second warning, if they fail to heed it, he wets their face with babycham

With "Great Ball Of Fire" blasting from the speakers


PMSL

I was looking to see what is causing the fuss in the papers which says youngsters raving about Stephen bear in the celebrity version of ex on the beach.
Started yesterday!
Then I came across Geordie shore!

Guess what the one I looked up showed Marnie " IM ENGAGED"
IM IN A GROWN UP RELATIONSHIP NEVER DREAMT THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME ON TV
puts it all Lewis and Marnie where it should be !

That's a series behind they are repeating she got engaged left , got unengaged then returned

She likes. Her TV relationships!

Marnie captured, all that's missing is "I feel like the luckiest girl in the world"

little fraud

For someone who is a supposed reality tv person, she has done nothing. She is a bore and has flew under the radar.

All she has done is get into a false tv romance. Her and Lewis are both dumb people, who cant speak properly.

I've yet to see a passionate, loving kiss either. It's all waggling tongues and simulated oral 😐

I am sick and tired of their showmance. Lewis's knight in shining armour act is the fakest thing I've ever seen on BB.

Who ever cheered that pathetic sad sack ( Lewis of course) last night should hang your head in shame..... Back to the OP I agree it is a script acted appalling by two pathetic muppets who think they are fooling the public...

Last night I was watching the Olympics but hopped over to check out BB a few times. Every effing time it was Lewis Blergh and Marnie pretending to be in a relationship. It's probably the fakest showmance ever on BB.