Lewis cracks me up - the height of modesty. 
You're lovely you're lovely, but so am I
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Urgh! Isn't he just urgh! Perched there looking like Clark Kent, then, when Marnie was casually messing about dancing, he just HAD to take over & turn it into a serious 'performance'. "Put your left hip here, no, swing your leg here".
Doyle!
Doyle!
Originally Posted by Angelique_Dorma:
“Lewis cracks me up - the height of modesty.”
“Lewis cracks me up - the height of modesty.
”
That was hilarious, he didn't miss a beat, what a plonker he is.
I heard that as well, so glad you put a post up about it, Lewis is such an embarrassment and a numpty.
lol - he really has a unique way with his sweet talking 
I don't think Marnie is that committed - when Lewis comes out with these lines she half smiles, I'm sure she is stifling a chuckle most of the time.
I don't think Marnie is that committed - when Lewis comes out with these lines she half smiles, I'm sure she is stifling a chuckle most of the time.
Originally Posted by Fairy Wings:
“Urgh! Isn't he just urgh! Perched there looking like Clark Kent, then, when Marnie was casually messing about dancing, he just HAD to take over & turn it into a serious 'performance'. "Put your left hip here, no, swing your leg here".
Doyle!”
“Urgh! Isn't he just urgh! Perched there looking like Clark Kent, then, when Marnie was casually messing about dancing, he just HAD to take over & turn it into a serious 'performance'. "Put your left hip here, no, swing your leg here".
Doyle!”
Getting ready for Strictly no doubt.
Originally Posted by Esther_Aspley:
“He's leaving song will be your so vain by Carly simon”
“He's leaving song will be your so vain by Carly simon”
Or, 🎵 It's all about You, it's all about you baby🎵. 😁
Or .... Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cos I get better looking each day
Oldie from the 70s or 80s folks
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cos I get better looking each day
Oldie from the 70s or 80s folks
Originally Posted by Angelique_Dorma:
“Lewis cracks me up - the height of modesty.”
“Lewis cracks me up - the height of modesty.
”
Lewis will never love anyone as much as he loves Lewis
It reminds me of that Bette Midler line from Beaches where they are talking about her.
"Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?"
"Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?"
Didn't he used to be fat? I seem to recall a conversation about him losing three stone...
Perhaps that's the route of his insecurity and why he over compensates in such a narcissistic manner?
Perhaps that's the route of his insecurity and why he over compensates in such a narcissistic manner?
Originally Posted by muggins14:
“It reminds me of that Bette Midler line from Beaches where they are talking about her.
"Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?"”
“It reminds me of that Bette Midler line from Beaches where they are talking about her.
"Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?"
”
Ahahaha!!
Originally Posted by Esther_Aspley:
“He's leaving song will be your so vain by Carly simon”
“He's leaving song will be your so vain by Carly simon”
Or shaft lol
How can anybody be so narcissistic that when they give somebody a compliment they can't resist giving themselves a compliment too so that the other person doesn't look better than them?
Did you notice how he said/ordered Marnie to "Gimme a kiss" when the camera panned into him on last night's eviction? So contrived, vain fool.
Originally Posted by Fairy Wings:
“Or, 🎵 It's all about You, it's all about you baby🎵. 😁”
“Or, 🎵 It's all about You, it's all about you baby🎵. 😁”
Yes good one
why can't Bear do something positive for once, and take over from Heavy and tell him what a plonker he is, if Bear did this for a sustained period I may be able to forgive him?
"I don't want to be on TV" he says from a TV show he was invited onto after appearing on a reality TV show.
Originally Posted by revolver44:
“"I don't want to be on TV" he says from a TV show he was invited onto after appearing on a reality TV show.”
“"I don't want to be on TV" he says from a TV show he was invited onto after appearing on a reality TV show.”
he's too good for telly, he probably thinks he will become a great romantic poet with his gift with words?
Loois ; "I don't want to be on TV"!!!
Should have quit when Morse finished.
Muppet (and not one of the cool ones).
Should have quit when Morse finished.
Muppet (and not one of the cool ones).
Originally Posted by Pitman:
“he's too good for telly, he probably thinks he will become a great romantic poet with his gift with words?”
“he's too good for telly, he probably thinks he will become a great romantic poet with his gift with words?
”
He's the next Nigel Havers surely, with his middle aged Dad from the 80s catalogue chic
contender for cringiest line of the series. (the other contenders are all his too)
the chain-smoking 'fitness guru' continues to impress.
the chain-smoking 'fitness guru' continues to impress.
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