I haven't cringed this hard since Callum told Charlie Travers to 'soar' 
You're lovely you're lovely, but so am I
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Originally Posted by cavalli:
“I haven't cringed this hard since Callum told Charlie Travers to 'soar'”
“I haven't cringed this hard since Callum told Charlie Travers to 'soar'
”
I can imagine lewis making that speech to Marnie, though he would make sure she knew that she won't soar quite as high as Lewis
Originally Posted by Pitman:
“he's too good for telly, he probably thinks he will become a great romantic poet with his gift with words?”
“he's too good for telly, he probably thinks he will become a great romantic poet with his gift with words?
”
Or write a self help book for singles.
Originally Posted by Pitman:
“I can imagine lewis making that speech to Marnie, though he would make sure she knew that she won't soar quite as high as Lewis”
“I can imagine lewis making that speech to Marnie, though he would make sure she knew that she won't soar quite as high as Lewis
”
Obvs, Marnie will be floating with the clouds while Lewblo will be sailing off into the stratosphere...well he would if his arse ever made contact with the end of my boot
Originally Posted by yowie29:
“Or shaft lol”
“Or shaft lol”
Or sir mixalot "I like big butts and I cannot lie, when saying I was a personal trainer I also told a lie"
Honestly, How can all of Lewis' self-serving sonnets of narcissistic shite (say that when ya drunk ) actually go over Marnie's head?! And he's so serious when he says it too. Surely after the 2nd or 3rd time a man kept bigging himself up like that at every twist and turn, most women with their marbles in the right place would be thinking, 'Oi, go and do one you turd!'.
Has she really fallen for this platinum prized prick or is she like so many women with low self esteem that have their heads turned by such fake crap? Or is she playing the game too?
It's one of the most tedious TV relationships I've seen in a long time. Zero chemistry apart from the adoring, self-love Lewis has for his loathsome little self.
) actually go over Marnie's head?! And he's so serious when he says it too. Surely after the 2nd or 3rd time a man kept bigging himself up like that at every twist and turn, most women with their marbles in the right place would be thinking, 'Oi, go and do one you turd!'. Has she really fallen for this platinum prized prick or is she like so many women with low self esteem that have their heads turned by such fake crap? Or is she playing the game too?
It's one of the most tedious TV relationships I've seen in a long time. Zero chemistry apart from the adoring, self-love Lewis has for his loathsome little self.
Originally Posted by revolver44:
“He's the next Nigel Havers surely, with his middle aged Dad from the 80s catalogue chic”
“He's the next Nigel Havers surely, with his middle aged Dad from the 80s catalogue chic
”
He's got the same hairstyle as Nigel Havers
Originally Posted by radiofree:
“contender for cringiest line of the series. (the other contenders are all his too)
the chain-smoking 'fitness guru' continues to impress.”
“contender for cringiest line of the series. (the other contenders are all his too)
the chain-smoking 'fitness guru' continues to impress.”
Teach Me How To Love You
What a plonker!
Originally Posted by acid rain:
“He's got the same hairstyle as Nigel Havers”
“He's got the same hairstyle as Nigel Havers
”
Floppy public schoolboy style without ever having been to one.
Originally Posted by Angelique_Dorma:
“
"You're lovely, you're lovely.... so am I... "
Lewis cracks me up - the height of modesty.”
“
"You're lovely, you're lovely.... so am I... "
Lewis cracks me up - the height of modesty.
”
I nearly threw something at the tv at that point. He is TOTALLY self obsessed isn't he? What is it with these TOWIE man babies?
We need to get this conceited, utterly self absorbed, insincere bell end of a man out of the CBB house as soon as possible !
Originally Posted by Esther_Aspley:
“He's leaving song will be your so vain by Carly simon”
“He's leaving song will be your so vain by Carly simon”
Dont think he would get it. He would see it as a complement. What a knob he is.
Originally Posted by Pitman:
“I can imagine lewis making that speech to Marnie, though he would make sure she knew that she won't soar quite as high as Lewis”
“I can imagine lewis making that speech to Marnie, though he would make sure she knew that she won't soar quite as high as Lewis
”
In last night's show he came pretty close. He was having a conversation with her saying pretty much the same thing.
Some stuff about her potential to be able to do anything.
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Teach Me How To Love You What a plonker!”
“Teach Me How To Love You
What a plonker!”
That's right up there with 'open it' for me, who said romance was dead
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