Originally Posted by munkyfellover:
“Pillow story?”
Ah well, it's all going to be relived sooner or later...
She had a bit of a fascination about trumping (passing wind) which she was quite shy about. Then she met a guy who proudly shaved his 'hoop' in the bathroom mirror, defecated in a ciggie box and put it in the freezer (to pop in someone's tea for a laugh, as you do), and seemed to free her from her embarrassment of her interest in bottoms and bodily functions.
He wooed her with much talk of rimming etc

and sealed the deal by wiping his backside across her pillow.
Put me off my chocolate Magnum that has